oldsmartskunk wrote:Water be good. Me ship sails in it.
For some reason, reminds me of a programming teacher I had in high school who was a former submarine commander:
"I never eat seafood. Seafood is the stuff that swims by you when you're cruising by."
I wonder if he ever drank water.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
Bur wrote:...That seems like hell of a career path.
Yeah, his promotion from commander to captain was prevented by "politics", so he retired and decided to do something completely different. If teaching school is something you want to do, it's quite a lot easier if you have a pension paycheck coming in.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
mistah willies wrote:...It can help in the moaning
You're channeling our good friend Bur. His legendary hangovers are the size of... well, manatees. Naturally.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
Drinking water is never fun while drinking.. but yet if you don't want to drink yourself out of comission your body does need it.. so force it down, I personally like it with some lemon juice. I find you have a better drunken experience while your hydrated. Not so much fun when dehydrated.. so drink up! Unless you want massive kidney stones from being dehydrated..
JimLahey wrote:I drink tons and tons of water. Sure I forget sometimes when I'm in a real bender, but I never forget to take a bottle of water to bed with me at the very least.
Same. There have been a few nights where I was out and got more sloshed than my mother knew when I'm staying at the parents' place, and she always asks me "Why do you have three giant glasses of water on your nightstand?"
I load up a shit load when I drink. I don't want to have to trek to the kitchen when I first wake up from thirst at 8am. I want to chug one of my glasses, then pass back out.
Exactly. That cold water is fucking delicious when you first wake up dry as a desert. And then back to sweet sleep.
yeah same here i try to get some in between drink oj though if i can afford not from concentrate brands,just because i love the stuff.
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." hunter s. thompson god rest his soul
