You know all the fucking apps that tell you how long you've been OFF booze, drugs or fags? and how much money you've saved and all that rot?
Well, i wanna have an app for the opposite purpose, yannow? like... notifications like "It has been THREE hours since you last drink!", or "You drank 435 bottles of wine this year, instead of doing something stupid like mountain hiking. You rock!"
Positive reinforcements... Thoughts or ideas?
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If you build it, drunkardists will get it.
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That app is hardwired into my brain. It seems to know exactly when it's been too long. No charger required.
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I have the hardwired one as well. However for gits and shiggles I would download one as well. It would be funny if you could get an app that is supposed to keep you drinking to finally give in and say,"technically you should be dead" or "Damn, somebody is gonna be easy tonight".
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Re: drnkrd APP
there's a few been mentioned before
http://www.drunkard.com/bbs/viewtopic.p ... p#p1118819
I'll be getting a smartyphone soon and I can join the fun
http://www.drunkard.com/bbs/viewtopic.p ... p#p1118819
I'll be getting a smartyphone soon and I can join the fun
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Re: drnkrd APP
I have used alcodroid, it calculates you BAC, and keeps track of you drinks by week, month, and year. It can also do prices and money spent as well. If you put the widgit on your home screen it will tell you how long until you get to the legal limit or how long until your s0ber. Once s0ber it will tell you how long you have been that way, as I didn't know, it really takes awhile for the alcohol to get out of your system. I could see a contest here, comparing screenshots to see who stayed drunk the longest or who reached the highest BAC.
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