Drinking with lightweights... Boooo

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Drinking with lightweights... Boooo

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I had my company christmas party last night and my buddy got so wasted he blacked out and started acting stupid.. I drank nearly the same amount and I acted just fine, no blackout... just pissed I wanna drink with some legit drinkers that can handle their booze... meh

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Its good to still have some control over yourself even with a lot of straight Booze.
But it's fucking expensive in bars for drunks. Booze, cigs and a cab fare can cost more than 50 EUR easily.
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VIG44 wrote:I had my company christmas party last night and my buddy got so wasted he blacked out and started acting stupid.. I drank nearly the same amount and I acted just fine, no blackout... just pissed I wanna drink with some legit drinkers that can handle their booze... meh
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my brother blacked out at his christmas work do. I would contend that it is perhaps the way to go
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NYDingbat wrote:
VIG44 wrote:I had my company christmas party last night and my buddy got so wasted he blacked out and started acting stupid.. I drank nearly the same amount and I acted just fine, no blackout... just pissed I wanna drink with some legit drinkers that can handle their booze... meh
You've come to the right place, my good man.
Mr. Viking wrote:my brother blacked out at his christmas work do. I would contend that it is perhaps the way to go
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I mean,

DRINK!

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I hear you. After years of boozing, it keeps easier, much easier, to maintain.

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Vig I too once felt like you. Then last spring I went to Drinking Man with some of the members of this fine board.

I found myself a lightweight again. It was spectacular.
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Lightweights... Women. While drinking with them you expect sex,but instead you get puked on. Good times.

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oldsmartskunk wrote:Lightweights... Women. While drinking with them you expect sex,but instead you get puked on. Good times.

Your women are broken. The fun ones will keep up, but keep an eye on them or they will find your private stash.

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Dale wrote:Its good to still have some control over yourself even with a lot of straight Booze.
But it's fucking expensive in bars for drunks. Booze, cigs and a cab fare can cost more than 50 EUR easily.
50 bucks is like an appetiser in a german bar to me.
mistah willies wrote:The fun ones will keep up, but keep an eye on them or they will find your private stash.
Or your best friend...
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Re: Drinking with lightweights... Boooo

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Man.

Then the only friend left is booooze.

it never cheats on me

but I have to pay to hang out wiht it


unless I am also cheating a best friend.

i never do!


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Well booze is always going to be my friend, but I am always looking for more friends! The more the merrier! Although I do really like drinking by myself...

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oettinger wrote:Or your best [...Teutonic...] friend.
Will eat all your toilet paper (fresh and befouled) and then stink out your bathroom.
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We at least there not teetolers...
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True on the teetotalers.

Talking lightweights, my buddy's ex, great girl, maybe 95 pounds soaking wet, blonde, blue eyes. Just a real petite California girl.

But shit, could she hold her liquor. First time I drank with her, I fancied myself tough. After about a fifth of liquor apiece, she was tucking me into bed, telling me to take my shoes off. Took almost 2 years before I could out-drink her, and I'm about a foot taller and 100 pounds heavier.

You never know when you're going to end up the lightweight.
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