Drinking with lightweights... Boooo
Moderators: Artful Drunktective, mistah willies, NYDingbat, Judge, oettinger, Oggar, Badfellow, Mr Boozificator
Drinking with lightweights... Boooo
I had my company christmas party last night and my buddy got so wasted he blacked out and started acting stupid.. I drank nearly the same amount and I acted just fine, no blackout... just pissed I wanna drink with some legit drinkers that can handle their booze... meh
- Dale
- Ten Feet Tall and Bulletproof
- Posts: 1097
- Joined: Mon Apr 04, 2005 11:50 am
- Location: Drinking somewhere, too
Re: Drinking with lightweights... Boooo
Its good to still have some control over yourself even with a lot of straight Booze.
But it's fucking expensive in bars for drunks. Booze, cigs and a cab fare can cost more than 50 EUR easily.
But it's fucking expensive in bars for drunks. Booze, cigs and a cab fare can cost more than 50 EUR easily.
"What doesn't kill you makes you ... stranger."
- NYDingbat
- Boozing Like Bukowski
- Posts: 4078
- Joined: Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:56 pm
- Location: Face up. I think.
Re: Drinking with lightweights... Boooo
You've come to the right place, my good man.VIG44 wrote:I had my company christmas party last night and my buddy got so wasted he blacked out and started acting stupid.. I drank nearly the same amount and I acted just fine, no blackout... just pissed I wanna drink with some legit drinkers that can handle their booze... meh
"I don't start the day. I continue the night."
- mistah willies
"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
- W.C. Fields
- mistah willies
"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
- W.C. Fields
- Mr. Viking
- Hooching Like Hemingway
- Posts: 3947
- Joined: Fri Nov 25, 2011 7:23 am
- Location: Norris Green
Re: Drinking with lightweights... Boooo
my brother blacked out at his christmas work do. I would contend that it is perhaps the way to go
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
- mistah willies
- Drinking Like W.C.
- Posts: 6747
- Joined: Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:48 pm
- Location: A ship upon the vast ocean of the Mighty MDM
- Contact:
Re: Drinking with lightweights... Boooo
NYDingbat wrote:You've come to the right place, my good man.VIG44 wrote:I had my company christmas party last night and my buddy got so wasted he blacked out and started acting stupid.. I drank nearly the same amount and I acted just fine, no blackout... just pissed I wanna drink with some legit drinkers that can handle their booze... meh
Yes, there is a wealth of information in this site aboutMr. Viking wrote:my brother blacked out at his christmas work do. I would contend that it is perhaps the way to go
*ahem*
I mean,
DRINK!
It makes everything more interesting for you, and also for those who remember what you did after you showed them how to Draaaank.
Cheers!
- ColdWarRelic
- Souse
- Posts: 17
- Joined: Wed Jan 15, 2014 9:26 pm
Re: Drinking with lightweights... Boooo
I hear you. After years of boozing, it keeps easier, much easier, to maintain.
Re: Drinking with lightweights... Boooo
Vig I too once felt like you. Then last spring I went to Drinking Man with some of the members of this fine board.
I found myself a lightweight again. It was spectacular.
I found myself a lightweight again. It was spectacular.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
- oldsmartskunk
- Inebriate Savant
- Posts: 919
- Joined: Wed Jun 25, 2014 4:07 am
Re: Drinking with lightweights... Boooo
Lightweights... Women. While drinking with them you expect sex,but instead you get puked on. Good times.
- mistah willies
- Drinking Like W.C.
- Posts: 6747
- Joined: Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:48 pm
- Location: A ship upon the vast ocean of the Mighty MDM
- Contact:
Re: Drinking with lightweights... Boooo
oldsmartskunk wrote:Lightweights... Women. While drinking with them you expect sex,but instead you get puked on. Good times.
Your women are broken. The fun ones will keep up, but keep an eye on them or they will find your private stash.
Re: Drinking with lightweights... Boooo
50 bucks is like an appetiser in a german bar to me.Dale wrote:Its good to still have some control over yourself even with a lot of straight Booze.
But it's fucking expensive in bars for drunks. Booze, cigs and a cab fare can cost more than 50 EUR easily.
Or your best friend...mistah willies wrote:The fun ones will keep up, but keep an eye on them or they will find your private stash.
Drink!
- mistah willies
- Drinking Like W.C.
- Posts: 6747
- Joined: Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:48 pm
- Location: A ship upon the vast ocean of the Mighty MDM
- Contact:
Re: Drinking with lightweights... Boooo
Man.
Then the only friend left is booooze.
it never cheats on me
but I have to pay to hang out wiht it
unless I am also cheating a best friend.
i never do!
(Now looking through your drawers)
Then the only friend left is booooze.
it never cheats on me
but I have to pay to hang out wiht it
unless I am also cheating a best friend.
i never do!
(Now looking through your drawers)
Re: Drinking with lightweights... Boooo
Well booze is always going to be my friend, but I am always looking for more friends! The more the merrier! Although I do really like drinking by myself...
-
- Moderator
- Posts: 9790
- Joined: Tue Apr 15, 2003 7:29 pm
- Location: In The Liquor Cabinet
Re: Drinking with lightweights... Boooo
Will eat all your toilet paper (fresh and befouled) and then stink out your bathroom.oettinger wrote:Or your best [...Teutonic...] friend.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
ドロンケン
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
ドロンケン
Re: Drinking with lightweights... Boooo
We at least there not teetolers...
“And in my mind, this settles the issue. I would never drink cologne, and am therefore not an alcoholic.”
― Augusten Burroughs
― Augusten Burroughs
- AntonArkydivich
- Super Drunkard
- Posts: 196
- Joined: Sun Sep 14, 2014 6:06 am
Re: Drinking with lightweights... Boooo
True on the teetotalers.
Talking lightweights, my buddy's ex, great girl, maybe 95 pounds soaking wet, blonde, blue eyes. Just a real petite California girl.
But shit, could she hold her liquor. First time I drank with her, I fancied myself tough. After about a fifth of liquor apiece, she was tucking me into bed, telling me to take my shoes off. Took almost 2 years before I could out-drink her, and I'm about a foot taller and 100 pounds heavier.
You never know when you're going to end up the lightweight.
Talking lightweights, my buddy's ex, great girl, maybe 95 pounds soaking wet, blonde, blue eyes. Just a real petite California girl.
But shit, could she hold her liquor. First time I drank with her, I fancied myself tough. After about a fifth of liquor apiece, she was tucking me into bed, telling me to take my shoes off. Took almost 2 years before I could out-drink her, and I'm about a foot taller and 100 pounds heavier.
You never know when you're going to end up the lightweight.
Making my own city lights out of bourbon and the stars of a barroom fight.
- Josh Ritter
- Josh Ritter