We Should Talk About Your Drinking

Post by **mistah willies** » Mon Dec 22, 2014 11:30 am

...You aren't doing it enough.

You need to step up your game, buddy.

Mmmmmm. Lovely Miss Ethyl. Your hair is like a poodle, and you play your guitar on your knees, but you bring the party to the house.

Calls for another guzzle.

Rev. Dead Corpse · Post by **Rev. Dead Corpse** » Mon Dec 22, 2014 3:03 pm

I've never had problems with feelings of inadequacy...

I'm not about to start now.

Drink!

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Mon Dec 22, 2014 5:59 pm

Post by **mistah willies** » Mon Dec 22, 2014 11:44 pm

Correct. Less talking about drinking, and more drinking while talking about drinking.

Slainté ole chap!

booznik · Post by **booznik** » Fri Dec 26, 2014 6:42 pm

Re: We Should Talk About Your Drinking

mistah willies wrote:
...You aren't doing it enough.

You need to step up your game, buddy.

Intervention, MDM-style.

Dale · Post by **Dale** » Sat Dec 27, 2014 10:20 pm

Just don't develop a drinking problem like this guy:

AntonArkydivich · Post by **AntonArkydivich** » Sat Dec 27, 2014 11:10 pm

booznik wrote:Re: We Should Talk About Your Drinking
mistah willies wrote:
...You aren't doing it enough.

You need to step up your game, buddy.
Intervention, MDM-style.

Huge flashback.

Sitting in a hot hub, holding a bottle of O'Reillys and Jameson (please be gentle, I was in my teens). My friend across from me, with a cigarette in hand and smirk on his face, says to me,

"Anton, you're holding those bottles upside down."

Confused, I look to see if I'm spilling. I am, after all, soused. He laughs and repeats his statement again,

"Anton, you are not treating those two Irish gentlemen with the respect they deserve. Hold them properly."

I realize his intent and upend the bottles. I vaguely remember getting back to his apartment. I do not remember why I chose to sleep in the bathtub.

shawnonious · Post by **shawnonious** » Sun Dec 28, 2014 2:17 am

AntonArkydivich wrote:
booznik wrote:Re: We Should Talk About Your Drinking
mistah willies wrote:
...You aren't doing it enough.

You need to step up your game, buddy.
Intervention, MDM-style.
Huge flashback.

Sitting in a hot hub, holding a bottle of O'Reillys and Jameson (please be gentle, I was in my teens). My friend across from me, with a cigarette in hand and smirk on his face, says to me,

"Anton, you're holding those bottles upside down."

Confused, I look to see if I'm spilling. I am, after all, soused. He laughs and repeats his statement again,

"Anton, you are not treating those two Irish gentlemen with the respect they deserve. Hold them properly."

I realize his intent and upend the bottles. I vaguely remember getting back to his apartment. I do not remember why I chose to sleep in the bathtub.

Nights of bottle pulling from a Jameson bottle typically make for the best stories.

Post by **mistah willies** » Mon Dec 29, 2014 8:44 pm

Tequila.

Yeah, that is my bane. Well, for folks around me, that is.

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Mon Dec 29, 2014 9:36 pm

Dale wrote:Just don't develop a drinking problem like this guy:

It could be worse, he could be trying to imitate "Eyeball Paul":

hossthomas · Post by **hossthomas** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 2:31 pm

mistah willies wrote:Tequila.

Yeah, that is my bane. Well, for folks around me, that is.

Jesus christ, I'm with you there. I don't know what it is about that shit, maybe I hate the taste of it so much that it sends me into a blind rage. All I know is that if I drink Tequila my neck gets red.

booznik · Post by **booznik** » Thu Jan 01, 2015 12:33 pm

hossthomas wrote:
mistah willies wrote:Tequila.

Yeah, that is my bane. Well, for folks around me, that is.
Jesus christ, I'm with you there. I don't know what it is about that shit, maybe I hate the taste of it so much that it sends me into a blind rage. All I know is that if I drink Tequila my neck gets red.

The problem is that most people only know Cuervo and its ilk. Those are mixtos, and are comprised of half lighter fluid. A quality 100% agave tequila is a gentle giant compared to the raging bull of a mixto.

Post by **mistah willies** » Thu Jan 01, 2015 2:21 pm

The smoother the taste, the more trouble I find out I've caused. or been in. or was.

Tekillya! Man...

Another Tipsy Sailor · Sun Jan 25, 2015 2:32 pm

I've just been so broke lately. Been making do with dollar a bottle minis of 99 proof schnapps.