...You aren't doing it enough.
You need to step up your game, buddy.
Mmmmmm. Lovely Miss Ethyl. Your hair is like a poodle, and you play your guitar on your knees, but you bring the party to the house.
Calls for another guzzle.
We Should Talk About Your Drinking
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Re: We Should Talk About Your Drinking
I've never had problems with feelings of inadequacy...
I'm not about to start now.
Drink!
I'm not about to start now.
Drink!
<insert something profound here>
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Re: We Should Talk About Your Drinking
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Re: We Should Talk About Your Drinking
Correct. Less talking about drinking, and more drinking while talking about drinking.
Slainté ole chap!
Slainté ole chap!
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Re: We Should Talk About Your Drinking
Intervention, MDM-style.mistah willies wrote:
...You aren't doing it enough.
You need to step up your game, buddy.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
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"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
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Re: We Should Talk About Your Drinking
Just don't develop a drinking problem like this guy:
"What doesn't kill you makes you ... stranger."
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Re: We Should Talk About Your Drinking
Huge flashback.booznik wrote:Re: We Should Talk About Your DrinkingIntervention, MDM-style.mistah willies wrote:
...You aren't doing it enough.
You need to step up your game, buddy.
Sitting in a hot hub, holding a bottle of O'Reillys and Jameson (please be gentle, I was in my teens). My friend across from me, with a cigarette in hand and smirk on his face, says to me,
"Anton, you're holding those bottles upside down."
Confused, I look to see if I'm spilling. I am, after all, soused. He laughs and repeats his statement again,
"Anton, you are not treating those two Irish gentlemen with the respect they deserve. Hold them properly."
I realize his intent and upend the bottles. I vaguely remember getting back to his apartment. I do not remember why I chose to sleep in the bathtub.
Making my own city lights out of bourbon and the stars of a barroom fight.
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Re: We Should Talk About Your Drinking
Nights of bottle pulling from a Jameson bottle typically make for the best stories.AntonArkydivich wrote:Huge flashback.booznik wrote:Re: We Should Talk About Your DrinkingIntervention, MDM-style.mistah willies wrote:
...You aren't doing it enough.
You need to step up your game, buddy.
Sitting in a hot hub, holding a bottle of O'Reillys and Jameson (please be gentle, I was in my teens). My friend across from me, with a cigarette in hand and smirk on his face, says to me,
"Anton, you're holding those bottles upside down."
Confused, I look to see if I'm spilling. I am, after all, soused. He laughs and repeats his statement again,
"Anton, you are not treating those two Irish gentlemen with the respect they deserve. Hold them properly."
I realize his intent and upend the bottles. I vaguely remember getting back to his apartment. I do not remember why I chose to sleep in the bathtub.
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" -Tom Waits
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Re: We Should Talk About Your Drinking
Tequila.
Yeah, that is my bane. Well, for folks around me, that is.
Yeah, that is my bane. Well, for folks around me, that is.
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Re: We Should Talk About Your Drinking
It could be worse, he could be trying to imitate "Eyeball Paul":Dale wrote:Just don't develop a drinking problem like this guy:
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Jesus christ, I'm with you there. I don't know what it is about that shit, maybe I hate the taste of it so much that it sends me into a blind rage. All I know is that if I drink Tequila my neck gets red.mistah willies wrote:Tequila.
Yeah, that is my bane. Well, for folks around me, that is.
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i told my landlord and all the other tenants they could fuck off if they don't like hank- hellbound glory
i told my landlord and all the other tenants they could fuck off if they don't like hank- hellbound glory
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The problem is that most people only know Cuervo and its ilk. Those are mixtos, and are comprised of half lighter fluid. A quality 100% agave tequila is a gentle giant compared to the raging bull of a mixto.hossthomas wrote:Jesus christ, I'm with you there. I don't know what it is about that shit, maybe I hate the taste of it so much that it sends me into a blind rage. All I know is that if I drink Tequila my neck gets red.mistah willies wrote:Tequila.
Yeah, that is my bane. Well, for folks around me, that is.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
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The smoother the taste, the more trouble I find out I've caused. or been in. or was.
Tekillya! Man...
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I've just been so broke lately. Been making do with dollar a bottle minis of 99 proof schnapps.
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