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What if Gatorade made a tomato juice? Tomaterade Bloody Mary

Post by Patchez » Sun Mar 08, 2015 1:57 am

This needs to happen. The ultimate hangover helper!
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Post by oettinger » Sun Mar 08, 2015 9:38 am

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

And replace all the sugar with a ton of salt, yeah.

Nice idea though, but I don`t trust them on finding out the right balance of suger and salt.

Imagine them doing tabasco, burning jet-fighter fuel comes to mind.
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Post by Palinka (RIP) » Sun Mar 08, 2015 11:22 am

Patchez wrote:This needs to happen. The ultimate hangover helper!
You could always try mixing one of those new instant cup soup purees* (see below) with some decarbonised, sweetened Club Soda, for something similar, I guess...

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Post by Patchez » Tue Mar 10, 2015 10:09 pm

I don't really remember posting this. Ahhh drunken genius.
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Post by ThirstyDrunk » Fri Mar 13, 2015 9:10 am

Interesting idea.
I had a rep come into work this past week selling pickles. I really had no interest in his stuff, so I sidetracked his promo into a conversation about drinking. That's when he brought out one of their new products - bottled pickle brine. He was touting the benefits of drinking brine, he called it the poor mans Gatorade, with more electrolytes and such to hydrate your body. The sales promo states that it's great as a shot chaser or drink mixer, the troops in the middle east ate the pickles and drank the juice to stay hydrated in the desert, and says it wards off hangover effects.

Check: http://www.vanholtenpickles.com/product ... mixer.html

I tried to appear interested so I could get some free samples. So now I have a case of giant individually wrapped pickles, in brine, to try out for this weekends foray into drunkeness.
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Post by Patchez » Mon Mar 16, 2015 3:27 pm

How did it go?
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Post by Mr. Viking » Sat Mar 21, 2015 3:30 pm

my friends' local in belfast does shots of pickle juice as an aperitif. Think it's that stuff because they call it pickleback chaser. I love vinegar. Used to drink it by the half pint but I get heartburn now so I've had to lay off it
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Post by Mr. Viking » Sat Mar 21, 2015 3:31 pm

oh yeah, and the pickle juice was a bit sweet for me, but then a lot of pickles are
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Mr. Viking wrote:my friends' local in belfast does shots of pickle juice as an aperitif. Think it's that stuff because they call it pickleback chaser. I love vinegar. Used to drink it by the half pint but I get heartburn now so I've had to lay off it
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Post by mistah willies » Sat Mar 21, 2015 6:02 pm

Mr. Viking wrote:oh yeah, and the pickle juice was a bit sweet for me, but then a lot of pickles are

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Post by peetie44 » Wed Apr 01, 2015 1:33 pm

ThirstyDrunk wrote:I had a rep come into work this past week selling pickles.
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Post by ThirstyDrunk » Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:10 pm

With a 2 year shelf life, and the dude swore they would still be crispy and delicious, and no refrigeration needed, I thought these pickles would be an easy sell. Turns out there is a slim pickle eater market out there. Just another gamble in the cut throat world of candy and snack foods.
As for my own experience, I got a few pickles left, I eat one occasionally, they're alright. Have they cured my hangovers I don't think so. I don't know.
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Post by oettinger » Fri Apr 03, 2015 10:17 am

ThirstyDrunk wrote:With a 2 year shelf life, and the dude swore they would still be crispy and delicious, and no refrigeration needed, I thought these pickles would be an easy sell. Turns out there is a slim pickle eater market out there. Just another gamble in the cut throat world of candy and snack foods.
As for my own experience, I got a few pickles left, I eat one occasionally, they're alright. Have they cured my hangovers I don't think so. I don't know.
Because you already got drunk again before trying one?
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Post by Mr. Viking » Thu Apr 09, 2015 12:57 pm

ThirstyDrunk wrote: As for my own experience, I got a few pickles left, I eat one occasionally, they're alright. Have they cured my hangovers I don't think so. I don't know.
a few sliced pickles in a bacon sandwich makes it at least seven times as effective as a hangover cure
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Post by oettinger » Sat May 09, 2015 4:40 pm

Mick Mars, guitar on Mötley Crüe, used Gatorade to give his vodkas some fancy colouring. The tiny taste a splash of it made in 'em was a mere byproduct.
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