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New Booze Smuggling Options

Post by Patchez » Sat May 23, 2015 12:51 am

Hey all. Just Stumbled across this while boozing the interwebs.

New ways to clandestinely take you hooch into forbidden areas. Not allowed outside hooch at Disney? SPF 30 flasks. Overpriced night clubs frown on outside tipples? Boob implant under bra Flasks.

http://smuggleyourbooze.com/
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Re: New Booze Smuggling Options

Post by Mr. Viking » Sat May 23, 2015 3:40 pm

I always wear a coat. Barbour jackets have a "salmon pocket" which holds a bottle of vodka easily
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Re: New Booze Smuggling Options

Post by givemesomepils » Sat May 23, 2015 9:41 pm

i usually just get a fast food to-go cup and fill it with some sort of mixed drink
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Re: New Booze Smuggling Options

Post by oettinger » Sun May 24, 2015 7:36 am

I smuggle it in my system. Lots of it.

Does that count?
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Re: New Booze Smuggling Options

Post by givemesomepils » Sun May 24, 2015 8:35 am

oettinger wrote:I smuggle it in my system. Lots of it.

Does that count?
well youll have a high blood count. so that is a count.
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Re: New Booze Smuggling Options

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Sun May 24, 2015 9:08 am

givemesomepills wrote:[...that is a count.
Whilst you got the pronoun right, I can assure you that oettinger is no "Count". In fact, he/it barely ranks as a "peasant".
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Post by oettinger » Sun May 24, 2015 10:00 am

Well it turns out Kaliskaya Vodka is using me as a testbed. I am still able to see and type but really hope the results show that the study needs to go on for another ten years. I mean Kraken is to this day not so sure if they are the actual cause of MistahWillies traveling northern america.
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Re: New Booze Smuggling Options

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Sun May 24, 2015 10:30 am

My sister gave me one of those beerbelly things that held 80 oz of liquid. It was great, two 40's of beer, came with a chiller pack that kept the beer and me cool, keep the flow tube tucked right under your collar you got beer! I used it quite a bit but now I've aged and developed an actual beer belly I can barely get the thing on and if I do I look morbidly obese. This one couple kept staring at me the last time I used it so I went up to them and showed them how it worked. They thought I had been sucking on an oxygen tube.

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Re: New Booze Smuggling Options

Post by givemesomepils » Sun May 24, 2015 11:15 am

ThirstyDrunk wrote: They thought I had been sucking on an oxygen tube.

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I only added the picture because Screwball likes to look at my nipples.
that made me lol
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Re: New Booze Smuggling Options

Post by rclark » Wed May 27, 2015 4:49 pm

LOL, I thought this was going to be a post about smugging hooch across borders, like in the prohibition era. SPF bottle is still pretty great. For getting around regulations about alcohol crossing state lines, I always figured the easy way to do it unnoticed would be maritime... ie Float your way down the Missisippi in these suckers:

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...And yes, that is indeed a beer-sized cupholder and built-in cooler LOL. Honestly, Al Capone would've killed for a water-borne smuggling vehicle like this back in the day.

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Re: New Booze Smuggling Options

Post by oettinger » Fri May 29, 2015 10:51 am

Capone dreamed of air to tap delivery, but one day some idiot lit a cigarette while they were docking the tap-tower:
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I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: New Booze Smuggling Options

Post by Patchez » Sat May 30, 2015 10:12 pm

Oh the huge manatees!
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Re: New Booze Smuggling Options

Post by mistah willies » Sat May 30, 2015 11:20 pm

^ ^ 6


heheheh Nice


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