I think i found a way to defeat vomiting

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Re: I think i found a way to defeat vomiting

Post by Rev. Dead Corpse » Mon Oct 12, 2015 1:28 pm

oldsmartskunk wrote:Vomiting is your body's way to say you're a godzilla( or godzira as Japanese would say). Enjoy it! Spray that laser coming out of your mouth on helpless citizens. Destroy Tokyo, screw their sushi and tentacle porn!
I will never see vomiting the same way again.

I am, literally, in awe...
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Re: I think i found a way to defeat vomiting

Post by WhiskeyReb » Thu Oct 22, 2015 10:29 pm

Dang, wish I'd discovered this trick back in college. It would have prevented many a religious experience bowing to the porcelain gods :)

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Re: I think i found a way to defeat vomiting

Post by scream ale » Sun May 19, 2019 6:48 pm

Puking ain't that bad. Out with the bad in with good. All that fun shit.
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Re: I think i found a way to defeat vomiting

Post by Sammy » Sun May 19, 2019 8:01 pm

I haven't puked in 25 years. And the last time I did was because I had the stomach flu. Anybody that pukes from booze is a fucking amateur.

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Re: I think i found a way to defeat vomiting

Post by Dear Booze » Sun May 19, 2019 9:33 pm

Puking is God's way of saying "good job last night."
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.

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Re: I think i found a way to defeat vomiting

Post by mistah willies » Mon May 20, 2019 2:39 pm

Sammy wrote:
Sun May 19, 2019 8:01 pm
I haven't puked in 25 years. And the last time I did was because I had the stomach flu. Anybody that pukes from booze is a fucking amateur.
Awww, I wish I was an amateur again.
So much cheaper back then.
Well, not that I'm getting paid like a professional for it or anything these days.

I think I would have taken it easier on the gin during a fateful game of chess in them '80's.

Only by coming here did I become enamored of it again.
Palinka with his lengthy words of wisdom, The Badfellow with his solid guidance...

New York Dingbat with one helluva Booze Exchange and she'd sent me two different, mighty fine fifths, two separate bitters, and friggin glassware for pitcher, stirring, and stemless martini glasses. Good heart right there.

Then Patchez and me both ventured forth, with martinis, before we ever met. That was a good spring.

Now is the time of gin tonics.

But, frig puking.

There's only one way out, and my offal will be involved.

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Re: I think i found a way to defeat vomiting

Post by Sammy » Mon May 20, 2019 7:56 pm

I don't puke unless it's medically necessary. My neighbor told me I don't look like I'm almost 60. I get that. My 85 yr old Dad is like that too. Polish vodka is a hell of a preservative.

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