Favorite time of the day to get loaded

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Re: Favorite time of the day to get loaded

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scream ale wrote:
Tue Feb 18, 2020 1:07 pm
Now. Now would be an excellent time for a drink. These last 2 hours are going to drag so much ass.
What were you looking for when you found all these old threads?

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The first and the last day of Daylight Saving Time are when you get the latest sunrises. I used to go to the bar that opens at 7 in the morning and watch the cars in the McDonald's drive through, their headlights still on, as they got their McMuffins on the way to work.

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Re: Favorite time of the day to get loaded

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^ ^ ^ Previously I lived on a busy road where I could see the whole town walk / drive by. There was a distinct pleasure in watching everyone trudge to work on my day off while I was in my comfy clothes having my first drink of the day. Can't beat the feeling of such gratification at that moment.

I love it when drunkards dig up old threads. It's fun for a re-read and to wonder where some of these drunks went. And it saves from creating another new and similar thread. Nice work, Scream! I didn't even remember posting in here. HA!
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Re: Favorite time of the day to get loaded

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Hugh wrote:
Tue Feb 18, 2020 9:51 pm
scream ale wrote:
Tue Feb 18, 2020 1:07 pm
Now. Now would be an excellent time for a drink. These last 2 hours are going to drag so much ass.
What were you looking for when you found all these old threads?
Nothing really. I just enjoy looking through ancient posts created by drunks who staggered off to fuck knows where.
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Re: Favorite time of the day to get loaded

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Favorite time of the day, on average, is after everyone goes to bed in the house. 11 pm at the latest, to start. On weekends, yeah, I'm a morning drinker; before I even get breakfast, I get a screwdriver or tequila sunrise. I might even have a few of them, especially while I make breakfast. If I'm feeling really adventurous, i'll make whiskey sours, with egg white and all.
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I start drinking about 3pm-4pm, depending on what I have to do that day. But once I start I keep going until I'm ready to crash, which is usually around midnight. I do drink a few glasses of water before I crash. That keeps me from feeling too shitty the next day.

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Re: Favorite time of the day to get loaded

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Mount a clock mechanism behind a dartboard. Throw dart, if you can hit the board, it's time to drink.

If you miss, you are drunk. Congratulations...
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Now. Now is an excellent time. Just say fuck it. Your brain will thank you.
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Re: Favorite time of the day to get loaded

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scream ale wrote:
Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:35 pm
Now. Now is an excellent time. Just say fuck it. Your brain will thank you.
Solid advice...

Ideally, with a wide open day, I start drinking a few hours after waking up. It usually feels too abrasive to begin immediately.
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Re: Favorite time of the day to get loaded

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Rev. Dead Corpse wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 6:30 pm
Mount a clock mechanism behind a dartboard. Throw dart, if you can hit the board, it's time to drink.

If you miss, you are drunk. Congratulations...
So that's why I am so good at darts and nothing else...I'm motivated to drink.
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Re: Favorite time of the day to get loaded

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I drink 14 vodka lemons to get the day started, and then another 14 to go to bed
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