THE INCREDIBLE ALK

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THE INCREDIBLE ALK

Post by oettinger » Sun Sep 06, 2015 4:36 pm

The moment you take just a sip of beer for lunch...
A glass of wine for dinner...
A shot during the Superbowl...

The Incredible Alk.

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No man,
No drink can stop this
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: THE INCREDIBLE ALK

Post by mistah willies » Sun Sep 06, 2015 5:07 pm

...I know this...

The shakes in the morning

Certainly, a DRINK!

will steady the nerves, will calm them.


But, what happens after you do this?


It is a downward spiral that goes upward, against gravity!


Curse the night time version of yourself. Awaken the beast within us.

All is DOOM!


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Re: THE INCREDIBLE ALK

Post by oettinger » Mon Sep 07, 2015 4:52 pm

first time drinker here,

Hom cum life deosn:t feel light shit after battering down a lovely couple?
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Re: THE INCREDIBLE ALK

Post by mistah willies » Tue Sep 08, 2015 5:38 pm

You've swung your voddie bottles like tank turrets in the desert.


I've seen this

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Re: THE INCREDIBLE ALK

Post by oettinger » Fri Sep 18, 2015 4:33 pm

You take a sip of wine at your parent`s place and you go
Contaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaact

Lets drink the whole plantation,
and so on, and so forth. Family duties
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Re: THE INCREDIBLE ALK

Post by mistah willies » Sat Sep 19, 2015 2:53 pm

oettinger wrote:You take a sip of wine at your parent`s place and you go
Contaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaact

Lets drink the whole plantation,
and so on, and so forth. Family duties

das ist das beste !

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