THE INCREDIBLE ALK

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THE INCREDIBLE ALK

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The moment you take just a sip of beer for lunch...
A glass of wine for dinner...
A shot during the Superbowl...

The Incredible Alk.

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No man,
No drink can stop this
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Re: THE INCREDIBLE ALK

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...I know this...

The shakes in the morning

Certainly, a DRINK!

will steady the nerves, will calm them.


But, what happens after you do this?


It is a downward spiral that goes upward, against gravity!


Curse the night time version of yourself. Awaken the beast within us.

All is DOOM!


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Re: THE INCREDIBLE ALK

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first time drinker here,

Hom cum life deosn:t feel light shit after battering down a lovely couple?
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Re: THE INCREDIBLE ALK

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You've swung your voddie bottles like tank turrets in the desert.


I've seen this

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Re: THE INCREDIBLE ALK

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You take a sip of wine at your parent`s place and you go
Contaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaact

Lets drink the whole plantation,
and so on, and so forth. Family duties
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Re: THE INCREDIBLE ALK

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oettinger wrote:You take a sip of wine at your parent`s place and you go
Contaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaact

Lets drink the whole plantation,
and so on, and so forth. Family duties

das ist das beste !

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