Drink vs Sleep

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Drink vs Sleep

Post by oettinger » Fri Sep 25, 2015 6:45 pm

Drink more and feel even better

Sleep more and feel even worse


Loose your mind while awake

Loose your mind while dreaming


Smoke a cig while drunk

Smoke the same cig while asleep


Drink at the wheel

Sleep at the wheel (sorry P. I had to)


Get married when drunk

Wake up drunk being married


Tell work to fuck off while drunk

Wake up thinking you better should have


I`ll drink with you

But I also want to sleep with you


Sleep is a waste of drinking time

Drink is a waste of getting really passed out time


You can always sleep when you are dead

I was not dead, just pretty loaded


The dead don`t ask for refill

No, but they usually stay put!
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: Drink vs Sleep

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Fri Sep 25, 2015 8:05 pm

Well put. I'm with ya on some of that.
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Re: Drink vs Sleep

Post by Patchez » Sat Sep 26, 2015 12:12 am

Engorged.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Re: Drink vs Sleep

Post by mistah willies » Sat Sep 26, 2015 11:01 am

Throbbing

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Re: Drink vs Sleep

Post by oldsmartskunk » Tue Oct 13, 2015 1:30 am

Patchez wrote:Engorged.
mistah willies wrote:Throbbing
50drinks till shagging Dorian Gray?

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Re: Drink vs Sleep

Post by peetie44 » Wed Oct 21, 2015 7:10 am

Sleep is highly overrated.
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk

"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah

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Re: Drink vs Sleep

Post by mistah willies » Wed Oct 21, 2015 7:45 pm

peetie44 wrote:Sleep is highly overrated.
Frig sleep, frig death, and frig death to the sleep of enjoyment.


So many marvelous elixirs and tinctures await discovery.


---says the man stuck in a kraken hole

I need to step up my game and get back into exploration. Like you do all the time, peetie44

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Re: Drink vs Sleep

Post by AntonArkydivich » Thu Oct 22, 2015 2:36 pm

Ah, but it is a balance. We are the voice of the full life, the life of enjoyment and simplicity.

But catching a flight or doing an investment presentation with a throbbing hangover is hell. Not bad, just profoundly uncomfortable.

I think tomorrow, on my bus, I will be that proudly uncomfortable.

But tonight? Drink!
Making my own city lights out of bourbon and the stars of a barroom fight.
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Re: Drink vs Sleep

Post by oettinger » Fri Oct 23, 2015 8:03 am

AntonArkydivich wrote:Ah, but it is a balance. We are the voice of the full life, the life of enjoyment and simplicity.

But catching a flight or doing an investment presentation with a throbbing hangover is hell. Not bad, just profoundly uncomfortable.

I think tomorrow, on my bus, I will be that proudly uncomfortable.

But tonight? Drink!
Uncomfortable is a good word describing the whole dilemma. Sometimes rest-acohol in your bloodstream is your best friend. I go to work with him every monday, he picks me up at my door, we chat some and have fun all morning. When he finally leaves half the day is already over.
That`s why tuesdays are almost more brutal, nobody is picking me up on these.
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