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Am I an Alcoholic?
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Re: Am I an Alcoholic?
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Re: Am I an Alcoholic?
My brothers girlfriend once tried to have a 'heart to heart' with me on my drinking. She pointed out that I drink a lot, and that she doesn't think she ever had a conversation with me undrunk. I just casually implied that she was boring, and alcohol helps. You have to cut this shit down.
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Rick: I'm a drunkard.
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Rick: I'm a drunkard.
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Re: Am I an Alcoholic?
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Friggin proper. I'll DRINK! to that, yessah.
I prefer the folks who don't feel the need to tell me how to go about my business. I handle my business quite well, thank you very much. In fact, let me show you how to go about it. Got a handle here for ya, care to have a nip? What's this? you need to drink to have fun? Then why the hell not have some fun at least once a day in your dreary little life of self flagellation and importance? Mind, after we get all done here, who knows if the next place will have a decent pub?
Ach. Never mind the likes of me, this here old sot. I wander off, even considering anything but this next sip of high proof rum.
Cheers to those to know how to have good cheer.
Amen. Fuck yes.
Friggin proper. I'll DRINK! to that, yessah.
I prefer the folks who don't feel the need to tell me how to go about my business. I handle my business quite well, thank you very much. In fact, let me show you how to go about it. Got a handle here for ya, care to have a nip? What's this? you need to drink to have fun? Then why the hell not have some fun at least once a day in your dreary little life of self flagellation and importance? Mind, after we get all done here, who knows if the next place will have a decent pub?
Ach. Never mind the likes of me, this here old sot. I wander off, even considering anything but this next sip of high proof rum.
Cheers to those to know how to have good cheer.
Amen. Fuck yes.