Why the Hating on Jack Daniel's
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Re: Why the Hating on Jack Daniel's
I've never been a fan of Jack, in fact the last time I had it was over 25 years ago.I think that most people drink Jack because of it's iconic bottle and not the swill inside? Back in the day we preferred Wild Turkey...GOBBLE...GOBBLE.
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Re: Why the Hating on Jack Daniel's
I read, in a very reputable treatise, that it is a local tradition for all the males of the local high school senior class upon graduating, to dip their ball-sack into the JD that is being prepared for bottling.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
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"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
Re: Why the Hating on Jack Daniel's
EhFrankennietzsche wrote: ↑Thu Apr 13, 2017 5:01 pmI read, in a very reputable treatise, that it is a local tradition for all the males of the local high school senior class upon graduating, to dip their ball-sack into the JD that is being prepared for bottling.
I bet commercialised fake moonshine is the way to go today, keeps it clean for the ladies they`ll never lay that evening
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Re: Why the Hating on Jack Daniel's
Taint what I was talking about.
get it?
"taint"
get it?
"taint"
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"