You know those bliss full days when you're not working, your spouse is away and there's not much going on except for... Drinking! What do you drink in those cases? How do you keep yourself amused?
I am currently in between jobs, and i have been hitting liquor hard. Medium to cheap whiskey, wine, beer as a chaser. To be honest a can of beer never leaves my hand,especially in a shower. My liver pain is gone, but i do see blood dripping from my bottom entrance. Beh, that gave me an idea to make myself some bloody steak. Watch some archer episodes, take a nap then drink some more whiskey. Then repeat. Good times, it's been a while since i have been this happy and ... At peace with myself.
This is how i roll
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mistah willies
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Re: This is how i roll
sounds like a beautiful day! Even with the anal bleeding. Stop using twigs and leaves and your anus will smile young man.
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TheDrunkardAnglo
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Re: This is how i roll
Was this spontaneous anal bleeding or bloody shits?
Major Strasser: What is your nationality?
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
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TheDrunkardAnglo
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Re: This is how i roll
Wait... Why did I did I even ask this?
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Is this what its like being Constantine?
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Is this what its like being Constantine?
Major Strasser: What is your nationality?
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
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ThirstyDrunk
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Re: This is how i roll
I use a rolling machine. I can still roll by hand if i have to, but who wants to smoke a spit soaked guppy?
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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mistah willies
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:I use a rolling machine. I can still roll by hand if i have to, but who wants to smoke a spit soaked guppy?
Trvth.
Also, no one licks the baggie anymore. I mean, spit on the plastic? Nah
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peetie44
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Re: This is how i roll
I don't drink anymore*
*or less
*or less
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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I quit drinking last week.peetie44 wrote:I don't drink anymore*
*or less
Now i just get drunk all the time.
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oldsmartskunk
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Re: This is how i roll
With my new job and new schedule i can drink even more. An found a girl with extremely HUGE tits. Heil to the lord booze!
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Bacchus is watching over you!oldsmartskunk wrote:With my new job and new schedule i can drink even more. An found a girl with extremely HUGE tits. Heil to the lord booze!
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Tarcek wrote:Bacchus is watching over you!oldsmartskunk wrote:With my new job and new schedule i can drink even more. An found a girl with extremely HUGE tits. Heil to the lord booze!
Hail Bacchus the bringer of booze and huge tits!
Also pics or it didn't happen.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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From that fat slob? Really? I mean his mom is nice n stuff but...Patchez wrote:Tarcek wrote:Bacchus is watching over you!oldsmartskunk wrote:With my new job and new schedule i can drink even more. An found a girl with extremely HUGE tits. Heil to the lord booze!
Hail Bacchus the bringer of booze and huge tits!
Also pics or it didn't happen.
Drink!
