Do You Remember Your First Drink?

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Re: Do You Remember Your First Drink?

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AntonArkydivich wrote:My parents were not being responsible.
That`s an understatement. I for myself don`t know how loaded my father was when he created me. Atleast he found the right hole.
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When you need something to flush mom`s sour milk down quickly you get creative
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oettinger wrote:
AntonArkydivich wrote:My parents were not being responsible.
That`s an understatement. I for myself don`t know how loaded my father was when he created me. Atleast he found the right hole.
You don't know that. Maybe you're an asstastic miracle. Maybe I should stop mixing old grandad and mikes harder. Who knoooooows?!
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Re: Do You Remember Your First Drink?

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First drink I had was when I was 9 years old. My brother was drinking with his pals and he has me try this bubble gum flavored gin. It was okay. I only had one, but I won't ever forget that :D
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Re: Do You Remember Your First Drink?

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vodkagal613 wrote:First drink I had was when I was 9 years old. My brother was drinking with his pals and he has me try this bubble gum flavored gin. It was okay. I only had one, but I won't ever forget that :D

Bubble gum? Gin? That is some

umm

interesting flavor pairing?

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This is a trick question...right?
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a low alcohol beer after I drove dad's little red lawn tractor for the first time. loved it
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I just realized... None of us here have the stereotype story of turning 18 (or 21 in america) and having 1 drink afraid it'd make us sick or something.

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Better question, do you remember the drink you had after #1?
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Re: Do You Remember Your First Drink?

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oettinger wrote:I promise if another bot starts another "your first drink" thread, I`ll start a "the first drink you had to throw up from" thread.
My first *actual* party, I was about 17. The people there were all 20-21. I threw up from Bud Light after wandering around the neighborhood drunk with another kid smoking cigarettes, and getting driven back in a police car by a cool cop who told us to just not be out on the streets again.

Fuck Bud light.
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brandonman wrote:
oettinger wrote:I promise if another bot starts another "your first drink" thread, I`ll start a "the first drink you had to throw up from" thread.
My first *actual* party, I was about 17. The people there were all 20-21. I threw up from Bud Light after wandering around the neighborhood drunk with another kid smoking cigarettes, and getting driven back in a police car by a cool cop who told us to just not be out on the streets again.

Fuck Bud light.
Until my mid to late 20s I threw up all the time. Since then I (or the corpse I call body) must have matured drunkwise or something, it definitely became a rarity
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