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Too Late?

Post by Patchez » Tue May 24, 2016 1:33 am

Am I too late? Nearly 50 and still, as Frank puts it, stuck in the grey lockstep toward Death.

I was a hell raiser and ultimate partier till my mid 30's. Then I found the right woman and settled down to work toward the American Dream. Now it's just a fucking blur through the week with my nightcaps. Cutting loose on the weekends as adulating allows. It fucking sucks.

Is there any hope or do I just play it out till retirement and booze it up till the afterlife?
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Re: Too Late?

Post by Frankennietzsche » Tue May 24, 2016 8:54 pm

"Hope clouds observation" - Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam

I don't think that helps, but hey...
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Re: Too Late?

Post by mistah willies » Tue May 24, 2016 9:10 pm

Ya know, there's something to be said for getting a serious drink on consistently, all the while making that cash.

we've witnessed glorious fiery crashes.

Is it better to be remembered for doing that, cool as it might appear,

or being remembered until the next time you tipple/sip/chug/guzzle, and then re-create your path?

Re-create

recreate

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Re: Too Late?

Post by Patchez » Tue May 24, 2016 11:59 pm

Frankennietzsche wrote:"Hope clouds observation" - Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam

I don't think that helps, but hey...

Hope sucks. People that believe in hope waste most of their lives waiting for it to kick in. However a person who has given up hope is perfectly free to enjoy themselves. -G.Carlin
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Re: Too Late?

Post by whiskeyprick » Wed May 25, 2016 1:12 am

Great quote Patchez!
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Re: Too Late?

Post by Badfellow » Wed May 25, 2016 4:32 pm

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Re: Too Late?

Post by Artful Drunktective » Tue May 31, 2016 4:15 pm

Patchez wrote:Am I too late? Nearly 50 and still, as Frank puts it, stuck in the grey lockstep toward Death.

I was a hell raiser and ultimate partier till my mid 30's. Then I found the right woman and settled down to work toward the American Dream. Now it's just a fucking blur through the week with my nightcaps. Cutting loose on the weekends as adulating allows. It fucking sucks.

Is there any hope or do I just play it out till retirement and booze it up till the afterlife?
Are you sure you're not my boyfriend?! ;P
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Re: Too Late?

Post by Tarcek » Fri Jun 03, 2016 3:33 am

*clears throat*

Have a double-date with Mary Jane, if you haven't already. She makes your weekday drunk a whole lot better.
Not that i'd know anything about that.

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Re: Too Late?

Post by Mr. Viking » Fri Jun 03, 2016 12:45 pm

you might as well start packing your bags for the retirement home now
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Re: Too Late?

Post by Patchez » Fri Jun 03, 2016 9:20 pm

Mr. Viking wrote:you might as well start packing your bags for the retirement home now

Damn. You warned me on m y last birthday, "Don't get old." I didn't listen.

I'll start packing now.
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