What to do when you're dealt suck-ass booze

[whiskeyprick]

Funny thing is, it is my job(actually I just mark shit up anf resell it in a convenient place), but if the shit sucks, and you dont' know your balls from a dick inthe dirt, it might sell. I prefer to trust my palette and only buy the best, andst while you are wiping your dick off, you might realize this is most beautiful place on earth.

[oettinger]

drop a bug ot mouse in it take it back were you got it. make a seen until you get at leest store credit. I do it with stuff like clothes and once with nail polish. you got to have you story strait thuogh and do not back down. i hope this post is not to late to help.

It's been done. Security cam footage of Patchez and Badfellow trying the mouse in a bottle trick.

I need to watch that movie.
Read about it here n there but totally forgot about it

[Gall4185]

I'd probably use it for infusing. Festive season is approaching,so add some spices and let if sit for a few weeks. Strain and serve hot with some honey for a Hot Toddy of sorts?

[DivaBitch]

It's been done. Security cam footage of Patchez and Badfellow trying the mouse in a bottle trick.

The diference is I was sucsseful. I got 3 bottles of nail polish and i exchahanged a blouse (after I wore it) the y gave me a more espensive one because I cried ...lol :)

[Badfellow]

You're all really missing the point here.

I'm telling you flat out, J. Carver Rye tastes like Ethel Murman sounds, and that's saying if she were to perform today as a half rotted zombie. I would rather roll around in a Beijing landfill during the summer carp holiday while being bitten by cobras. If this were all Jesus had to drink, he'd probably convert to Islam. They wouldn't even serve this dreck at Shit Talkers.

And now the bottle is almost gone. Sometimes, the best way out is through.

[oettinger]

They wouldn't even serve this dreck at Shit Talkers.

They do.
Hey barkeep, another round of these! Warm and spicy

[Badfellow]

... like an open latrine in a punk rock squatter house. Quite possibly so rancid as to knock the buzzard off a shit wagon, or to make the city of Cleveland smell of Chanel and peppermint cups. Khan would knock the glass out of Kirk's hand if he tried to drink this hog effluent. Who needs a fishing pole when 2 drops of J. Carver Rye in the lake brings everything floating to the top?

[whiskeyprick]

i don't know what Jason jus said but i concur and will piss on anyone who says otherwise

[oettinger]

a punk rock squatter house. Quite possibly so rancid as to knock the buzz

Is it just me or is this offensive towards the Willies household?

[DivaBitch]

i don't know what Jason jus said but i concur and will piss on anyone who says otherwise

from the short time i have ben here i thikn a few may like that

[givemesomepils]

no just send it to me i'll take care of it. i can get anything down however bad with a little chaser.

[SKguy]

Start off with the good stuff, then switch to the nasty shit when you're so drunk that you don't care what it tastes like. There, you found a use for it, and you won't use up as much of your good stuff!

[rivuxgamma]

I've found that cramming Rose's lime syrup in about anything just overpowers it if you use enough. It's like lime-flavored Pledge.

[Badfellow]

I've found that cramming Rose's lime syrup in about anything just overpowers it if you use enough. It's like lime-flavored Pledge.

Can I skip the Rose's Lime & J. Carver Rye and just drink the Pledge instead?


No, I think you're all really, really, really missing the point here, that point being...

J. Carver Rye Whiskey tastes like unwashed butt crack smells

Add as much perfume as you want to cover it up, but it's still an unwashed butt crack.

[peetie44]

J. Carver Rye Whiskey tastes like unwashed butt crack smells

Add as much perfume as you want to cover it up, but it's still an unwashed butt crack.

Bf...what's the abv on that U.W. Butt Crack rye you're touting?