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Re: What to do when you're dealt suck-ass booze

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peetie44 wrote:
Fri Feb 10, 2017 10:56 am
Bf...what's the abv on that U.W. Butt Crack rye you're touting?
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46% abv.

You'd think this in itself would be redeeming. But here I sit, hard pressed for new ways to describe the putrid depravity of this supposed whiskey. It wouldn't surprise me if the rye they used was infected with ergot.
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Re: What to do when you're dealt suck-ass booze

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Badfellow wrote:
Fri Feb 10, 2017 12:11 pm
peetie44 wrote:
Fri Feb 10, 2017 10:56 am

Bf...what's the abv on that U.W. Butt Crack rye you're touting?
46% abv.

You'd think this in itself would be redeeming. But here I sit, hard pressed for new ways to describe the putrid depravity of this supposed whiskey. It wouldn't surprise me if the rye they used was infected with ergot.
Gotta say, of all whiskey expressions out there, a bad rye is the most foul.
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Bad rye is no joke. It's like pig vomit mixed with pure grain and dumpster juice.

If you need help describing it drop a sample of it in my care package BF. I can be very eloquent about vile tastes. Maybe because I have vile taste.

Also no one has offered to send me some Malort. I seem to need abuse.
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Re: What to do when you're dealt suck-ass booze

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Patchez wrote:
Fri Feb 10, 2017 11:38 pm
Bad rye is no joke. It's like pig vomit mixed with pure grain and dumpster juice.

If you need help describing it drop a sample of it in my care package BF. I can be very eloquent about vile tastes. Maybe because I have vile taste.

Also no one has offered to send me some Malort. I seem to need abuse.
I`ll send you a bottle of stroh one day. I mean you`re asking for the beating
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