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brandonman wrote:
...Who knows, maybe some poor bastard will actually LIKE it...

If you can drink the whole bottle of this liquified rye feces with a straight face, I will buy you another bottle of the same.
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Badfellow wrote:
brandonman wrote:
...Who knows, maybe some poor bastard will actually LIKE it...

If you can drink the whole bottle of this liquified rye feces with a straight face, I will buy you another bottle of the same.
Ha!
Go for it Brandon!
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oettinger wrote:
Badfellow wrote:
brandonman wrote:
...Who knows, maybe some poor bastard will actually LIKE it...

If you can drink the whole bottle of this liquified rye feces with a straight face, I will buy you another bottle of the same.
Ha!
Go for it Brandon!
Free bottles!
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Ok here are two options.
Option one: bury it somewhere and forget about it. Some day when you are doing a domestic archaeology dig ten years hence it will have bottle aged appropriately. (Worked for me with some distilled creosote I picked up in Thailand. Local stuff of very, very questionable origins)

Option two: When someone breaks one of the 86 you dole it out as a suitable punishment. May the amount of shots fit the crime.
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Bubblez wrote: Option two: When someone breaks one of the 86 you dole it out as a suitable punishment. May the amount of shots fit the crime.
Yes, I like this option a lot. Thus, it shall go into the Penalty Flask mixed with a little lao lao, a little arak, some bong water and a touch of 190 for extra flavor country.

Would it be going too far to infuse Kamchatka vodka with onions scraped from a White Castle hamburger?
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It is your duty as a whiskey critic to sometimes drink a suck ass whiskey. Don't worry too much about it. As I write this letter ( with all respects to the Beatles) I am pretty much stewed on a mix of $8.00 Sangria and $10 bourbon. So, I'm speaking from immediate experience in saying sometimes you just have to chuck taste, quality, pedigree, and so forth, and relish the fact that you can get legally wasted on whatever mix of grain alcohol and kerosene fills your glass.

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WhiskeyReb wrote:a mix of $8.00 Sangria and $10 bourbon.
First time I ever heard of this mix. I think you are allowed to give it an official name
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WhiskeyReb wrote:It is your duty as a whiskey critic to sometimes drink a suck ass whiskey. Don't worry too much about it.
Sage advice.

Funny thing about this story... that 1/4 head space on top of the bottle seemed to slightly mellow some of that pigeon dropping/Japanese dirty panties vending machine/ moldering bilge rat flavor.

Yes, I drank some more.
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Hey, it's starting to taste palatable! Look on the bright side!
Only 40% leaky crank shaft/ bottom of the stairwell/ punk rock armpit flavor now!
This is progress!
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Badfellow wrote:Hey, it's starting to taste palatable! Look on the bright side!
Only 40% leaky crank shaft/ bottom of the stairwell/ punk rock armpit flavor now!
This is progress!

You said this during our last drunkdial a cuppla days ago.

That Oett did his lemon thing with spritzer for whiskey that was horrible.

Some damned dru nkerd gave him th eidea, but he able to actually nejoy it. Maybe it was the after effects.

BTW, spritzer does not mean the same thing in germany.


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So oxidizine yer hooch ain't bullshit?
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drop a bug ot mouse in it take it back were you got it. make a seen until you get at leest store credit. I do it with stuff like clothes and once with nail polish. you got to have you story strait thuogh and do not back down. i hope this post is not to late to help.
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DivaBitch wrote:drop a bug ot mouse in it take it back were you got it. make a seen until you get at leest store credit. I do it with stuff like clothes and once with nail polish. you got to have you story strait thuogh and do not back down. i hope this post is not to late to help.
Not too late. I tried this with toothpaste, and to much surprise they didn`t belive me: Mr. Oettinger, you never brush your teeth! What did you say is in there again?
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oettinger wrote:
DivaBitch wrote:drop a bug ot mouse in it take it back were you got it. make a seen until you get at leest store credit. I do it with stuff like clothes and once with nail polish. you got to have you story strait thuogh and do not back down. i hope this post is not to late to help.
Not too late. I tried this with toothpaste, and to much surprise they didn`t belive me: Mr. Oettinger, you never brush your teeth! What did you say is in there again?
girls can do this better, a litlle crying helps! next time bring a feamle
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DivaBitch wrote:drop a bug ot mouse in it take it back were you got it. make a seen until you get at leest store credit. I do it with stuff like clothes and once with nail polish. you got to have you story strait thuogh and do not back down. i hope this post is not to late to help.

It's been done. Security cam footage of Patchez and Badfellow trying the mouse in a bottle trick.
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