This is How it's Done .
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This is How it's Done .
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Re: This is How it's Done .
Patchez, re-do the link while having your hangover cure this morning please.
Drink!
Re: This is How it's Done .
It was Oggars interview for Drunkard of the ?Month.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
Re: This is How it's Done .
He’s big, he’s bald, he’ll drink you under the table, he’s the reigning champ of Clash of the Tightest Drinking Contest.
What pays the bar tabs: Bouncing and charm.
The usual: Dark beer by the pitcher and Beam and Coke. I’m a beer guy. Beer is like the friend you made on the first day of kindergarten that you still keep in touch with.
How much do you drink on a typical booze up: I stopped counting a long time ago but a typical tab at $2 a drink will go $30-$50.
Drunkest ever: During the MDM Clash of the Tightest bout against Bruiser. My 25th birthday ranks a distant second.
Ever been thrown out of a bar? I was once thrown out of a dance club that’s no longer in business called the Albatross. I was asked to leave because I was “too drunk.” I’m not sure what that means but they seemed to think it was a bad thing.
Can you trust someone who doesn’t drink? No. Because a man who doesn’t drink is afraid. He’s afraid of himself and that makes him a coward and you can’t trust a coward.
Surefire hangover cure: I’ve only had one hangover in my life. I tried to cure it with moonshine and beer, but what seemed to work best was a bottle of Pepto-Bismol and a tall drink of water.
Favorite bar: Any place I know the bartender.
Dream bender team: Dean Martin, Sam Peckinpah, Egil Skallagrimsson and my girl.
Best qualities in a bartender: Experience and good conversation skills. Little else is important.
Four qualities every bar should have: Outside of being dark and serving alcohol, nothing else matters.
You’ve got 20 bucks: 1.75 of Old Heaven Hill and a bottle of generic cola.
You’ve got a million: Me and a couple dozen of my closest friends are getting sloshed at my new bar.
Would rather drink with God or the Devil: God, because I like to drink with new folks and I’m pretty sure I’ve gotten sloshed with Old Nick on more than one occasion already.
Music to drink by: Johnny Cash.
Why you must drink so much: I have a very competitive nature.
What to do when teetering on that fine line between blitzed and totally and irrevocably fucked up: Shots.
Advice for prospective entrants into the next Clash of Tightest competition: Train early, train hard, and after you win, puke.
Your winning strategy: I relied completely on instinct and mass.
Do you plan on defending your crown at the next MDM Convention?: No, I made a really good retirement speech that I didn’t recall until I saw the tape. I believe one reporter even called it “touching.” It’d be a shame to dishonor that.
What pays the bar tabs: Bouncing and charm.
The usual: Dark beer by the pitcher and Beam and Coke. I’m a beer guy. Beer is like the friend you made on the first day of kindergarten that you still keep in touch with.
How much do you drink on a typical booze up: I stopped counting a long time ago but a typical tab at $2 a drink will go $30-$50.
Drunkest ever: During the MDM Clash of the Tightest bout against Bruiser. My 25th birthday ranks a distant second.
Ever been thrown out of a bar? I was once thrown out of a dance club that’s no longer in business called the Albatross. I was asked to leave because I was “too drunk.” I’m not sure what that means but they seemed to think it was a bad thing.
Can you trust someone who doesn’t drink? No. Because a man who doesn’t drink is afraid. He’s afraid of himself and that makes him a coward and you can’t trust a coward.
Surefire hangover cure: I’ve only had one hangover in my life. I tried to cure it with moonshine and beer, but what seemed to work best was a bottle of Pepto-Bismol and a tall drink of water.
Favorite bar: Any place I know the bartender.
Dream bender team: Dean Martin, Sam Peckinpah, Egil Skallagrimsson and my girl.
Best qualities in a bartender: Experience and good conversation skills. Little else is important.
Four qualities every bar should have: Outside of being dark and serving alcohol, nothing else matters.
You’ve got 20 bucks: 1.75 of Old Heaven Hill and a bottle of generic cola.
You’ve got a million: Me and a couple dozen of my closest friends are getting sloshed at my new bar.
Would rather drink with God or the Devil: God, because I like to drink with new folks and I’m pretty sure I’ve gotten sloshed with Old Nick on more than one occasion already.
Music to drink by: Johnny Cash.
Why you must drink so much: I have a very competitive nature.
What to do when teetering on that fine line between blitzed and totally and irrevocably fucked up: Shots.
Advice for prospective entrants into the next Clash of Tightest competition: Train early, train hard, and after you win, puke.
Your winning strategy: I relied completely on instinct and mass.
Do you plan on defending your crown at the next MDM Convention?: No, I made a really good retirement speech that I didn’t recall until I saw the tape. I believe one reporter even called it “touching.” It’d be a shame to dishonor that.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
Re: This is How it's Done .
Classic! Worth another re-read. Thank you.
Funny note: P. didn`t want me to share his email, but in another episode of these he is mentioned in full name. Aw well´... Miss you P.
and your irritations
Also very cool is the Doug Stanhope one before he became alcohol`s spoke person around the globe
(I mean second in charge after FKR of course)
Funny note: P. didn`t want me to share his email, but in another episode of these he is mentioned in full name. Aw well´... Miss you P.
and your irritations
Also very cool is the Doug Stanhope one before he became alcohol`s spoke person around the globe
(I mean second in charge after FKR of course)
Drink!