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Wild Turkey and Matthew McConaughey

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“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "

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Look! When he sold it to Campari he got a free ashtray!
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I want to be the face of Wild Turkey. I would pour myslef into it. I would drink more of it that nanybody else. that's what I would do.very night
fuck mathew maceklhenie he probably drnk it once with a buddy and got kinda buzzed
I will get shitfaced drunk daily for your label
Please drink responsibly
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:I want to be the face of Wild Turkey. I would pour myslef into it. I would drink more of it that nanybody else. that's what I would do.very night
fuck mathew maceklhenie he probably drnk it once with a buddy and got kinda buzzed
I will get shitfaced drunk daily for your label
Please drink responsibly
You probably also would become a spokesperson for and daily drinker of methanol if offered the job
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:I want to be the face of Wild Turkey. I would pour myslef into it. I would drink more of it that nanybody else. that's what I would do.very night
fuck mathew maceklhenie he probably drnk it once with a buddy and got kinda buzzed
I will get shitfaced drunk daily for your label
Please drink responsibly
Shut, I'd be the face of Seagrams vo, or even Canadian Mist. Don't want money, just let me take a bath in it.
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I thought he was just gonna come out and say "Wild Turkey is all right, all right, all right."
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He does Lincoln ads and eats sushi with his dogs.
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Patchez wrote:I thought he was just gonna come out and say "Wild Turkey is all right, all right, all right."
That would've been brilliant. How can they miss out on such an easy plug is beyond me.

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Well, at least it wasn't another vodka ad.
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He should be in ads for Lone Star beer and Camel 100's

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“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

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Frankennietzsche wrote:He should be in ads for Lone Star beer and Camel 100's

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I love to have a guy by me a drink then I get Tukey and coke. If I buy its Jack and coke. I drink a lot of turkey :)
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