September is National Bourbon Heritage month

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September is National Bourbon Heritage month

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“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "

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Re: September is National Bourbon Heritage month

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Dammed proper, yessah mistah man. That Urban Bourbon Trail thing in the article got me a-thinkin' (oh I don't that often) about exercising. My rights. Well, mainly my right arm, holding this here bottle of black oil.

You know, with all of these folks hunched over their cell phones, stumbling about in traffic looking for imaginary cartoon figurines, maybe someone will make an app for Modern Drunkards. Certainly there are many more types and names of booze bottles than those poke-me-mans

Collect them all!


Wait, maybe not. I usually stumble around in traffic enough as it is. The world doesn't need more of these shenanigans

How about a pub map instead?

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