How low can you go?

[oettinger]

If I would go even lower, I`d be crashing through your roof

[BubbaDank80]

Are we talking about drinking it or using it as after shave in the office? I have done both and it works the same. Help me think of a catchphrase for me.

[Frankennietzsche]

You don't want to stare into that shit for too long.

THAT is 90% of why there's an internet.

[hereforthebeer]

Here ya go - this dude already thought of it all - mouthwash, glue paint cough syrup. Dimetap daiquiri , Robitussin and redbull...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOCdIY_HKM4

Me? Nah, I always find a way to come up with a few bucks for cheap liquor.

haha loved the video lol

[Mr. Viking]

I once had a sip from a pint of piss. I realised I had gone in the glass earlier because I didn't want to test the stairs during the night. I then wondered whether I should carbonate it and try and serve it to a guest (victim)

[nelson]

I drank TJD once, that's as low as I'll go.

[Frankennietzsche]

I misses me some Divabithc? Where for art thou, baby?

[oettinger]

I misses me some Divabithc? Where for art thou, baby?

Banned for life. She and her like did some very stupid shit, messing with the board and sending annoying PMs

[Frankennietzsche]

She was such a delicate flower. I refuse to believe that such a daisy could stoop to such tomfoolery. You are coming mighty close to besmirching this rarest orchid.

[oettinger]

She was such a delicate flower. I refuse to believe that such a daisy could stoop to such tomfoolery. You are coming mighty close to besmirching this rarest orchid.

I`ll try to lap dance in her magical bitching honour

[Artful Drunktective]

hus·sy (hŭz′ē, hŭs′ē)
n. pl. hus·sies
1. A woman considered to be brazen or promiscuous.
2. A saucy or impudent girl or young woman.

I'd always heard the term "Brazen hussy". According to your description of a hussy, if correct, would mean that calling someone a "Brazen hussy" would be akin to calling someone a "Slutty Slut".

So does that mean the proper nomenclature would be Slutty McSlut or Slutty McGee?

I used ta carry the mint Listerine around with me not to drink but to mask last nights alcohol breath and because one time a student told me I smelled like beer. So I pretended that it was the Listerine. A tad embarassing.

[hereforthebeer]

i bought 2 cartons or orange juice, emptied the contents and filled them up with cider a few weeks ago, obviously not super low, but it did make the bus journey home a little less self conscious.

Go back out the same night, I tried the same trick, and ended up giving away one of the newly refilled cartons to a random person on the bus after I offered if he wanted any and he said sure, I thought it was a bit impolite to give him any out of the one I was drinking from, so proudly announced this carton was undrunken out of, since it's last refill.

Some times you just gotta do a kind deed.

[oettinger]

i bought 2 cartons or orange juice, emptied the contents and filled them up with cider a few weeks ago, obviously not super low, but it did make the bus journey home a little less self conscious.

Go back out the same night, I tried the same trick, and ended up giving away one of the newly refilled cartons to a random person on the bus after I offered if he wanted any and he said sure, I thought it was a bit impolite to give him any out of the one I was drinking from, so proudly announced this carton was undrunken out of, since it's last refill.

Some times you just gotta do a kind deed.

That is very very honorable!
Cheers