Why are flasks so fucking hard to fill?

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Re: Why are flasks so fucking hard to fill?

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Bur wrote:My friend once joked that while I was filling a flask- that I should have done it over dozen shot glasses so we'd have couple of rounds ready for everyone.

Hey, if you run out of shot glasses, just have everyone life on the floor in a circle, and try that. They should close their eyes.

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Re: Why are flasks so fucking hard to fill?

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Cut the top off your handle of Ten High, then just dunk it in the vat like filling a canteen in a watering hole.
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Re: Why are flasks so fucking hard to fill?

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Problem?

Solution
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Re: Why are flasks so fucking hard to fill?

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Judge wrote:Cut the top off your handle of Ten High, then just dunk it in the vat like filling a canteen in a watering hole.
The.

Mutha.

Fucking.

JUDGE.



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Re: Why are flasks so fucking hard to fill?

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Judge wrote:Cut the top off your handle of Ten High, then just dunk it in the vat like filling a canteen in a watering hole.
Brilliant in it's simplicity. I will try this with my next EW handle.
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