*BOT* Jade Ocean Sunny Isles Beach Apartments | Sunny Isles Beach

[Frankennietzsche]

But could you sell Mars candy bars as homecooking?

Edit: that is not as nearly as witty as it was in my head.

[oettinger]

But could you sell Mars candy bars as homecooking?

Edit: that is not as nearly as witty as it was in my head.

Not to digress, has anyone of you people ever tried to "homecook" a chocolate-bar?
Toilet humor aside I mean...

[DivaBitch]

Not to digress, has anyone of you people ever tried to "homecook" a chocolate-bar?
Toilet humor aside I mean...

my granma use to make easter candees lik eggs....... ez.... meld candy bars poor in a mold

[oettinger]

Not to digress, has anyone of you people ever tried to "homecook" a chocolate-bar?
Toilet humor aside I mean...

my granma use to make easter candees lik eggs....... ez.... meld candy bars poor in a mold

This is not self-made though
It`s probably impossible and satan has his stinkie fingers in it

[Jimmy Lester {RIP}]

Have no fear, I just happen to be fluent in Divanese and will be happy to translate.

What she said: "my granma use to make easter candees lik eggs....... ez.... meld candy bars poor in a mold"
Translation: "I'm a fucking idiot!"

[DivaBitch]

Have no fear, I just happen to be fluent in Divanese and will be happy to translate.

What she said: "my granma use to make easter candees lik eggs....... ez.... meld candy bars poor in a mold"
Translation: "I'm a fucking idiot!"

suonds lik yuor still butthurt......LOL fuck yuo

[oettinger]

You two, go, get a room

[DivaBitch]

You two, go, get a room

i told yuo i only do pussy.........oh wate,.......... never mind

[Dear Booze]

Watching these two reminds me of a Badger and a Pigeon playing Backgammon. Jimmy is mean and will not back down; Diva is stupid and shits on everything. In the end, both think they won the game, but the board is ruined.

[Rooster]

I've been to those apartments.
Well, I've been to Sunny Isles Beach, as it is north of the nude beach, Haulover.
They don't like drunks there.
They really don't like drunks who walk around in bright-yellow thongs and piss in places that aren't "bathrooms."
Fuck that place.

[Badfellow]

i told yuo my pussy only has an I.Q. of 68.........oh wate,.......... never mind

And thus, it was fixed for thee.

[DivaBitch]

i told yuo my pussy only has an I.Q. of 68.........oh wate,.......... never mind

And thus, it was fixed for thee.

so admns can fuck with yuor posts here.............. fuck yuo

[Jimmy Lester {RIP}]

I told you my pussy only has an I.Q. of 68.........oh wait,.......... never mind

And thus, it was fixed for thee.

So admns can fuck with your posts here...I'm an idiot!......... fuck you.

I'm not an administrator or a moderator, but I fixed your spelling for you.

You're welcome.

[Badfellow]

Editing quotes, or the "Fixed That For You", is a devious and long standing art in this forum. All board members are capable of doing it. No special powers needed, save perhaps a minimum number of functioning brain cells.

For example...

I think Justin Bieber is a talented young man. Too bad he's a fucking Canadian.

Or, you can even do this...

That Jimmy Lester is a real bucket of puke, but I could totally see him getting together with that DivaBitch and having them some puppies. He just needs to clean himself up a bit and knock off with the vodka enemas.

It's a wide, open world here at the Jade Ocean Sunny Isles Byach Apartments.

[Badfellow]

... fuck yuo

And a holly-jolly fuck yuo too, my dear.