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I swear I will not post about the Spice Girls.

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From the bottom my heart. I promise to keep it about the booze.
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Absinthe. That's all one needs. wait, sugar and champagne. Oh geez. A spoon and a lighter.
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Vicki!
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I wonder where she was assembled?
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Someone been drinking... Hard enough to talk about spice girls! Way to go!

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dipsomaniac wrote:
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Did you take the Spice Girls Playboy to a photo booth?
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I took it to a tarp by the Platte River and wept tears of blood.
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dipsomaniac wrote:
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I took it to a tarp by the Platte River and wept tears of blood.
Seems reasonable.
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I just read the articles.
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Not that I have thought too much about them, but Beckham Spice never seemed to have much fun as a Spice Girl. It seems taht her programmers left out the joi de vive line of code in her ECM.
My fave was always Sprotsbra Spice. She wasn't all fancy and was the most lesbiany.
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Drink!
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regret to admit, i clicked on this thread purely because of the mention of spice girls...
currently 1.5 litres into a 3.5 litre supply of cider, The Art of Getting Hammered, seemed like a good first port of call.

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