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Re: Another Solo Mission

Post by Hugh » Mon May 06, 2019 5:04 am

whatb about the groups scorpions and krokus? scorpions are german and krokus are swiss. but they sing in english language

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Re: Another Solo Mission

Post by Hugh » Mon May 06, 2019 5:06 am

i would like to go there but i'm too stupid and i would fuck it all up

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Re: Another Solo Mission

Post by Hugh » Mon May 06, 2019 5:08 am

its 4:05 and i'n going to have one more glass and then i'm going to bed. artful drunktective do you like it in germant? do you go anyehere whithout oettinger to see germany

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Re: Another Solo Mission

Post by Hugh » Mon May 06, 2019 5:15 am

what kind of song would i sing in east berlin if i wanted to fit in with soviet communists? post up a video so i can learn the song. if i can learn it i will come over to visit you and arful drunktetctive

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Re: Another Solo Mission

Post by Hugh » Mon May 06, 2019 5:18 am

i wanbt to be able to walk anywhere in east europe and not be afraid of anybody who thinks i am an american capitalist. i will show them i know all about their songs and their ways and i will sing it in russian and german

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Re: Another Solo Mission

Post by Hugh » Mon May 06, 2019 5:19 am

i don't have any money

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Re: Another Solo Mission

Post by Hugh » Mon May 06, 2019 5:26 am

what is the best communnist city in eastern europe? is east berlin sill communist?

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Re: Another Solo Mission

Post by Hugh » Mon May 06, 2019 5:28 am

oettinger when the scorpions sing about gorky park and winds of change, what do you think they are saying?

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Re: Another Solo Mission

Post by Badfellow » Mon May 06, 2019 9:41 am

Hugh wrote:
Mon May 06, 2019 5:28 am
...when the scorpions sing about gorky park and winds of change, what do you think they are saying?
They're talking about Russian vodka farts and all the bums that hang out in the park. That's my take, though the Scorpions have never really been known for the lyrical depth, so I might be reading too much into it.
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Re: Another Solo Mission

Post by scream ale » Mon May 06, 2019 3:49 pm

Badfellow wrote:
Mon May 06, 2019 9:41 am
Hugh wrote:
Mon May 06, 2019 5:28 am
...when the scorpions sing about gorky park and winds of change, what do you think they are saying?
the Scorpions have never really been known for the lyrical depth
"Here I am. Rock you like a hurricane." You're gonna tell me that's not deep? It's as deep as the day is long.
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Re: Another Solo Mission

Post by Artful Drunktective » Tue May 07, 2019 11:24 am

scream ale wrote:
Mon May 06, 2019 3:49 pm
Badfellow wrote:
Mon May 06, 2019 9:41 am
Hugh wrote:
Mon May 06, 2019 5:28 am
...when the scorpions sing about gorky park and winds of change, what do you think they are saying?
the Scorpions have never really been known for the lyrical depth
"Here I am. Rock you like a hurricane." You're gonna tell me that's not deep? It's as deep as the day is long.
Agreed. And I quote it often as I too, rock it like a hurricane.
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Re: Another Solo Mission

Post by Hugh » Thu May 09, 2019 11:42 pm

Ooops, sorry about carpet bombing the place with drunk posts...

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Re: Another Solo Mission

Post by oettinger » Fri May 10, 2019 9:53 am

No one wants the soviets back. The only thing that sticks out in east berlin are the big blocks for public housing. New Yorkers call it the projects I think.

In german drunk tanks they don`t take your money away, it`s for free if you`re not charged. And even then you`ll recieve a bill later.

What were the other questions again?
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: Another Solo Mission

Post by Hugh » Sat May 11, 2019 12:34 am

Whew! I can still log in, so I'm not banned. Thanks for giving an idiot a break. I promise not to post a bunch of drunken bullshit on here until the next time I do it.

Living the life of an urban recluse is the best. It's like Henry David Thoreau but with electricity and plumbing. And internet. There's nothing like solo drinking.

Road trips are great. I've had a few. But the ultimate in joy is just one person and their booze, alone in a room.

I hope everyone is having a great drunken Friday night. I've already put away a half box of Franzia. Now I'll pop a couple of Benadryl and get into bed. But I'll take one last look at these poems in my printer tray so that when I see them tomorrow morning I won't wonder is someone broke in here while I was asleep and wrote a bunch of crappy poems.

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Re: Another Solo Mission

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sat May 11, 2019 12:45 am

Hugh wrote:
Sat May 11, 2019 12:34 am
Whew! I can still log in, so I'm not banned. Thanks for giving an idiot a break. I promise not to post a bunch of drunken bullshit on here until the next time I do it.

Living the life of an urban recluse is the best. It's like Henry David Thoreau but with electricity and plumbing. And internet. There's nothing like solo drinking.
We WELCOME drunken bullshit (the good kind, not the asshole kind) Hugh so keep it up! I too, strive each day to achieve an even higher level of urban reclusiveness. Considering the places I lived that were so far removed from society, I think the only other place I could go to top it is another planet. That's how important it is to me.

Oh and you aren't an idiot by any means.
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