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Re: it smells like bacon in here but not in a good way

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SavageXmasJjelloshot wrote:
Fri Apr 21, 2017 1:12 am

I need a drink. Why don't we have a bar upstairs?
Don't put a bar upstairs unless you got a pisser up there as well.
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Re: it smells like bacon in here but not in a good way

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SavageXmasJjelloshot wrote:
Fri Apr 21, 2017 1:12 am
The Makers Mark distillery burns down? Oh, wait. Didn't that almost happen?

I think that was Heaven Hill.

2015 Silver Trail Distillery

Heaven Hill in 1996

Also, in 2003, Jim Beam caught a lake on fire.

But HH was the biggie. 4 warehouses went up. Some of the news footage was shot 20 miles away and the flame was clearly visible in the daylight. Not a glow in the distance. A fucking flame.
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Re: it smells like bacon in here but not in a good way

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... my underwear on a sunday morning
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Let's get gammmmmmmmmered!!

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Woohoo

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I had a couple of jello shots once, a few years ago. ONCE!

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Don't judge me because I am tech-deficient. Also, the jello shots were just as icky as the jello my mother called dessert, back in the old west.
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Re: I had a couple of jello shots once, a few years ago. ONCE!

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SavageXmasJjelloshot wrote:
Tue Jul 04, 2017 12:43 am

Don't judge me because I am tech-deficient. Also, the jello shots were just as icky as the jello my mother called dessert, back in the old west.


Yeah I had those once or several times....and got crazy drunk. Those are totally "icky" and us ladies - not sorority newbs - deserve something way more sophisticated than coagulated fruit products such as GELATIN, ADIPIC ACID (FOR TARTNESS), DISODIUM PHOSPHATE (CONTROLS ACIDITY), MALTODEXTRIN (FROM CORN), FUMARIC ACID (FOR TARTNESS), ASPARTAME** (SWEETENER), CONTAINS LESS THAN 2% OF ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR, ACESULFAME.

WTF. What has this world come to? This is why I quote Withnail. "We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here and we want them now!"

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Set sail

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Now deeper the water I'm sailing, and faster the current I'm in.
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Re: Set sail

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what the fuck is this poetry or some shite
cisgender bait
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I don't know aht kind of off fuckety this is it's like a bug in your minds eyeee
you all should be as rizible
kiss my entire ass each and every one of you you'er lucky i need this outlet
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Re: Set sail

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The deeper you dig in drink, the drunker you get.
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Re: Set sail

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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sat Dec 16, 2017 11:28 pm
Now deeper the water I'm sailing, and faster the current I'm in.
You're a sensitive young man with special needs. Very, very special needs.


Actually, you sound like you might have taken a sabbatical at the Willies School of Rum Poetry for a summer or two, hanging out in the van with Spicoli, subsisting as a starving artist on gov't. pork and liquor soaked Taco Bell napkins.
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Why?

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Why the fuck would you do that to poor old Sammy? Why?

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Re: Why?

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What happened, friend? We're all just here to have a good time.
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Re: Why?

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The weird mind fuck that it takes to sign in. Why?

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What's wrong man!
Watch "The Money Masters" on youtube and read "The Creature From Jekyll Island" by G. Edward Griffin to unveil the true enemy.

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Re: Why?

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Shit man I'm hammered and it really didn't tax my brain thast much.
You must be blackout. usually this place lets you on through in that case, uyadh
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