This Hangover...

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This Hangover...

Post by Dear Booze » Sun Aug 27, 2017 6:19 pm

Controlling this hangover is like operating a fully loaded 18-wheeler with two broken axles, and no brakes down a steep, narrow gravel road. There is really no point in trying to steer.
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.

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Re: This Hangover...

Post by oettinger » Fri Sep 01, 2017 10:35 am

I know these. By trying to handle the ride you only manage to completely break the steering. All with the hard righthander before that cliff looming in front of you. Don`t fight it, it`s all psycho stuff. Let it go and you`ll be fine, or not.
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: This Hangover...

Post by Dear Booze » Mon Oct 09, 2017 2:01 pm

This hangover showed up rather unexpectedly. He just showed up without much of an invitation and completely uninvited. And what an asshole he was!

He sat next to me all fucking day, talking non-stop and playing mariachi music at full volume.

He left the house a mess and destroyed my bathroom before heading outside to neglect my yard. The fllthy bastard even left handprints on the walls and threw a bunch of dirty laundry in the middle of the room in a pile.

I tried to be a polite host, but made it clear that he was no longer welcome.

Alas, when I woke up this morning he was gone. I guess I will be spending this evening cleaning up after the fucktwat. If I had Facebook, I would unfriend him immediately. I encourage you all to do the same.
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.

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Re: This Hangover...

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sat Nov 04, 2017 6:12 pm

Dear Booze wrote:
Mon Oct 09, 2017 2:01 pm
This hangover showed up rather unexpectedly. He just showed up without much of an invitation and completely uninvited. And what an asshole he was!

He sat next to me all fucking day, talking non-stop and playing mariachi music at full volume.

He left the house a mess and destroyed my bathroom before heading outside to neglect my yard. The fllthy bastard even left handprints on the walls and threw a bunch of dirty laundry in the middle of the room in a pile.

I tried to be a polite host, but made it clear that he was no longer welcome.

Alas, when I woke up this morning he was gone. I guess I will be spending this evening cleaning up after the fucktwat. If I had Facebook, I would unfriend him immediately. I encourage you all to do the same.

Time to 'fess up! Which modern drunkard showed up unexpectedly?!?!
Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
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Re: This Hangover...

Post by Patchez » Tue Aug 14, 2018 10:45 am

In anticipation of the morrow. It's gonna suck.
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Re: This Hangover...

Post by Nausea » Tue Aug 14, 2018 3:16 pm

Worst hangovers of all time: Brutal Hammers, Everclear.

(I inadvertently discovered what I did not know then was to be called a Brutal Hammer: mixing Cabernet Sauvignon with Johnnie Walker Black and downing the glasses rapidly in an episode of reckless self destruction. I woke up with dirt in my hair and no idea that I had left my apartment. Vomit aplenty, all day long.)
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.

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Re: This Hangover...

Post by gede » Fri Aug 24, 2018 6:13 am

Do your penance. It sucks and i've had many that make me question myself, but the only truth is that I've earned it.

As a drunkard you agree to plumb the depths of experience both good AND bad. Nothing is for free and everything must be paid back. Let the drinks roll and sign that great, cosmic invoice in the morning.

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Re: This Hangover...

Post by Dear Booze » Fri Aug 24, 2018 7:25 am

gede wrote:
Fri Aug 24, 2018 6:13 am
As a drunkard you agree to plumb the depths of experience both good AND bad. Nothing is for free and everything must be paid back. Let the drinks roll and sign that great, cosmic invoice in the morning.
Beautiful! This should be the prayer that starts the meeting for every Alcoholics Unanimous group.
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Re: This Hangover...

Post by oettinger » Fri Aug 24, 2018 8:35 am

Drank till monday night. The tuesday was fine, but wednesday and thursday I had super high bloodpressure. My ears were exploding from inside
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Re: This Hangover...

Post by gede » Sat Aug 25, 2018 12:33 am

Dear Booze wrote:
Fri Aug 24, 2018 7:25 am
gede wrote:
Fri Aug 24, 2018 6:13 am
As a drunkard you agree to plumb the depths of experience both good AND bad. Nothing is for free and everything must be paid back. Let the drinks roll and sign that great, cosmic invoice in the morning.
Beautiful! This should be the prayer that starts the meeting for every Alcoholics Unanimous group.
It's the sort of ethos that easy to get behind when you've already had a few. Kind of loses its lustre when you're writhing about in bed the next day plagued by a sense of impending doom.

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Re: This Hangover...

Post by scream ale » Sat Aug 25, 2018 6:17 pm

oettinger wrote:
Fri Aug 24, 2018 8:35 am
Drank till monday night. The tuesday was fine, but wednesday and thursday I had super high bloodpressure. My ears were exploding from inside
Goddamn. That's some pretty horrendous shit.
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Post by Dear Booze » Sat Aug 25, 2018 8:57 pm

This hangover forced me to sit and watch nine straight hours of Godfather movies. I haven't moved all day!
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Re: This Hangover...

Post by scream ale » Sun Aug 26, 2018 7:11 am

If part three doesn't get you moving (away) you are in deep trouble.
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Re: This Hangover...

Post by Dear Booze » Sun Aug 26, 2018 12:43 pm

scream ale wrote:
Sun Aug 26, 2018 7:11 am
If part three doesn't get you moving (away) you are in deep trouble.
I was in deep trouble. It hurt.
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Re: This Hangover...

Post by scream ale » Sun Aug 26, 2018 1:57 pm

Every time you tried to get out they pulled you back in? That is some bad trouble.

Seriously the third movie moves at a hangovers pace and a little less pleasently.
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