This Hangover...
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This Hangover...
Controlling this hangover is like operating a fully loaded 18-wheeler with two broken axles, and no brakes down a steep, narrow gravel road. There is really no point in trying to steer.
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I know these. By trying to handle the ride you only manage to completely break the steering. All with the hard righthander before that cliff looming in front of you. Don`t fight it, it`s all psycho stuff. Let it go and you`ll be fine, or not.
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This hangover showed up rather unexpectedly. He just showed up without much of an invitation and completely uninvited. And what an asshole he was!
He sat next to me all fucking day, talking non-stop and playing mariachi music at full volume.
He left the house a mess and destroyed my bathroom before heading outside to neglect my yard. The fllthy bastard even left handprints on the walls and threw a bunch of dirty laundry in the middle of the room in a pile.
I tried to be a polite host, but made it clear that he was no longer welcome.
Alas, when I woke up this morning he was gone. I guess I will be spending this evening cleaning up after the fucktwat. If I had Facebook, I would unfriend him immediately. I encourage you all to do the same.
He sat next to me all fucking day, talking non-stop and playing mariachi music at full volume.
He left the house a mess and destroyed my bathroom before heading outside to neglect my yard. The fllthy bastard even left handprints on the walls and threw a bunch of dirty laundry in the middle of the room in a pile.
I tried to be a polite host, but made it clear that he was no longer welcome.
Alas, when I woke up this morning he was gone. I guess I will be spending this evening cleaning up after the fucktwat. If I had Facebook, I would unfriend him immediately. I encourage you all to do the same.
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Dear Booze wrote: ↑Mon Oct 09, 2017 2:01 pmThis hangover showed up rather unexpectedly. He just showed up without much of an invitation and completely uninvited. And what an asshole he was!
He sat next to me all fucking day, talking non-stop and playing mariachi music at full volume.
He left the house a mess and destroyed my bathroom before heading outside to neglect my yard. The fllthy bastard even left handprints on the walls and threw a bunch of dirty laundry in the middle of the room in a pile.
I tried to be a polite host, but made it clear that he was no longer welcome.
Alas, when I woke up this morning he was gone. I guess I will be spending this evening cleaning up after the fucktwat. If I had Facebook, I would unfriend him immediately. I encourage you all to do the same.
Time to 'fess up! Which modern drunkard showed up unexpectedly?!?!
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In anticipation of the morrow. It's gonna suck.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Worst hangovers of all time: Brutal Hammers, Everclear.
(I inadvertently discovered what I did not know then was to be called a Brutal Hammer: mixing Cabernet Sauvignon with Johnnie Walker Black and downing the glasses rapidly in an episode of reckless self destruction. I woke up with dirt in my hair and no idea that I had left my apartment. Vomit aplenty, all day long.)
(I inadvertently discovered what I did not know then was to be called a Brutal Hammer: mixing Cabernet Sauvignon with Johnnie Walker Black and downing the glasses rapidly in an episode of reckless self destruction. I woke up with dirt in my hair and no idea that I had left my apartment. Vomit aplenty, all day long.)
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Do your penance. It sucks and i've had many that make me question myself, but the only truth is that I've earned it.
As a drunkard you agree to plumb the depths of experience both good AND bad. Nothing is for free and everything must be paid back. Let the drinks roll and sign that great, cosmic invoice in the morning.
As a drunkard you agree to plumb the depths of experience both good AND bad. Nothing is for free and everything must be paid back. Let the drinks roll and sign that great, cosmic invoice in the morning.
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Beautiful! This should be the prayer that starts the meeting for every Alcoholics Unanimous group.
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Drank till monday night. The tuesday was fine, but wednesday and thursday I had super high bloodpressure. My ears were exploding from inside
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It's the sort of ethos that easy to get behind when you've already had a few. Kind of loses its lustre when you're writhing about in bed the next day plagued by a sense of impending doom.Dear Booze wrote: ↑Fri Aug 24, 2018 7:25 amBeautiful! This should be the prayer that starts the meeting for every Alcoholics Unanimous group.
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This hangover forced me to sit and watch nine straight hours of Godfather movies. I haven't moved all day!
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If part three doesn't get you moving (away) you are in deep trouble.
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I was in deep trouble. It hurt.scream ale wrote: ↑Sun Aug 26, 2018 7:11 amIf part three doesn't get you moving (away) you are in deep trouble.
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Every time you tried to get out they pulled you back in? That is some bad trouble.
Seriously the third movie moves at a hangovers pace and a little less pleasently.
Seriously the third movie moves at a hangovers pace and a little less pleasently.