This Hangover...

[Rye and Coke]

I once tested a guy who said he didn't get hangovers. He shows up, "as drunk as always" and I'm like "hey let's take a breathalyzer!"

i had the fuel cell professional device, very accurate. I blow first. My BAC comes back 0.25, "okay your turn man." He blows, and i shit you not, he blows a 0.09..

Just goes to show, he was a lightweight. That usually explains it. Come to find out, a half pint of whiskey got him wasted.

There's a difference between light weight and incredibly adapted and accustomed. Half a pint of whiskey is like lunch to me at this point. What can I tell you, i just don't get sick. Or at least I don't "feel" it. I'm sure I look and sound like shit to everyone else, but to me it's just an average Monday morning.

Hugh is the patron saint for drinking poets, he's doing god's good work and he will forever leave me in awe.

[oettinger]

I once tested a guy who said he didn't get hangovers. He shows up, "as drunk as always" and I'm like "hey let's take a breathalyzer!"

i had the fuel cell professional device, very accurate. I blow first. My BAC comes back 0.25, "okay your turn man." He blows, and i shit you not, he blows a 0.09..

Just goes to show, he was a lightweight. That usually explains it. Come to find out, a half pint of whiskey got him wasted.

i just don't get sick. Or at least I don't "feel" it. I'm sure I look and sound like shit to everyone else, but to me it's just an average Monday morning.

Same here. I`m just pissed off realy

[ThirstyBirdy]

I once tested a guy who said he didn't get hangovers. He shows up, "as drunk as always" and I'm like "hey let's take a breathalyzer!"

i had the fuel cell professional device, very accurate. I blow first. My BAC comes back 0.25, "okay your turn man." He blows, and i shit you not, he blows a 0.09..

Just goes to show, he was a lightweight. That usually explains it. Come to find out, a half pint of whiskey got him wasted.

i just don't get sick. Or at least I don't "feel" it. I'm sure I look and sound like shit to everyone else, but to me it's just an average Monday morning.

Same here. I`m just pissed off realy

What if you guys who claim no hangover.... Drank like a fifth of brandy and a few bottles of 13% red wine, and perhaps throw in a couple sugary vodka cocktails and some beer in one day. No hangover you think?

Like something along those lines..

I'm trying to be realistic, as I've drank that much in a day I'm sure way more than a hundred times, perhaps more drinks than that, but I'd be sick the next morning tho.

Let's assume for this scenario, you're not on a bender, because we know on a bender one could almost drink that before noon / dinnerish....

[oettinger]

i just don't get sick. Or at least I don't "feel" it. I'm sure I look and sound like shit to everyone else, but to me it's just an average Monday morning.

Same here. I`m just pissed off realy

What if you guys who claim no hangover.... Drank like a fifth of brandy and a few bottles of 13% red wine, and perhaps throw in a couple sugary vodka cocktails and some beer in one day. No hangover you think?

Like something along those lines..

I'm trying to be realistic, as I've drank that much in a day I'm sure way more than a hundred times, perhaps more drinks than that, but I'd be sick the next morning tho.

Let's assume for this scenario, you're not on a bender, because we know on a bender one could almost drink that before noon / dinnerish....

I`d probably be too tired to be hung over. You have to be up some time to drink all that

[scream ale]

My hangover hasn't been showing up lately. This leads me to believe I have a rotten motherfucker of a hangover in the future. Gonna need something to take the edge off of the impending doom. Ah beer here we go.

[oettinger]

Na if you`re cool enough you won`t be hung over. Trust me

[Nausea]

I am happy to report to you all that I have slayed another hangover with vodka and Guinness.

SURVIVE.