It's that time of year when the heirloom tomatoes are coming out of my ears. Of course, the downside to tomatoes is that once they're ripe, they tend to spoil rather quickly and therefore must be dealt with decisively.
Too lazy to can? Don't feel like cooking down a massive batch of sauce for sixteen hours straight?
People are prone to forget that alcohol acts as a superb preservative for any number of foods. In this case, the tomatoes are diced into large pieces, packed into a glass jar and then topped off with cheap 80 proof vodka. Salt optional. The resulting product will last for months refrigerated while the neutral character of vodka lets the true flavor of those home grown beauties really shine. Plus you're enriching your food with booze, or your booze with food, depending how you look at it. Use the tomatoes in sauce, bloody marys, or make your own spiked salsa for when your mother-in-law visits and won't shut the fuck up.
Good eating, good drinking to you!
Vodka Tomatoes
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Vodka Tomatoes
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Re: Vodka Tomatoes
Yes! Yum!
Also, cheap sherry makes a great addition to a pickling brine at a 1:4 ratio with vinegar. Don't forget the salt.
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Re: Vodka Tomatoes
Goodness gracious sake! Mmm. Rice wine...
*Ahem*
Those heirlooms are curiously named, and aren't they tasty sliced with a little bit of salt.
There was once a matter of the marrys on this board and he would have his pen ideas. Own ideas. Friggin phone.
*ahem*
Look hear young man. Gazpachio Marry
This is talking too long.
Hey! Make a cold vodka based soup. Sorry Badfellow, I be in me two-eared bottle again, but evidently not enough to keep me from posting this dollop
DRINK!
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Re: Vodka Tomatoes
The annual garlic crop is in and there is a cosmic Bloody Mary alignment in the very near future! Add to that some Fatalii variety peppers at 250,000 Scoville units. Or if you're simply too whitebread for such madness, we also have some jalapenos and anchos to sizzle your shizzle.
The other thing I've been tinkering with is miso paste... in Bloody Mary mixes, in hot sauces and in marinating meats for slow cook barbecue. What type of miso paste works best? You'll have to determine for yourself, but I will say don't skimp on the quality. It's worth paying a little more for the high grade Japanese stuff from a reputable Asian grocer.
The other thing I've been tinkering with is miso paste... in Bloody Mary mixes, in hot sauces and in marinating meats for slow cook barbecue. What type of miso paste works best? You'll have to determine for yourself, but I will say don't skimp on the quality. It's worth paying a little more for the high grade Japanese stuff from a reputable Asian grocer.
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Re: Vodka Tomatoes
This sounds amazing! All the spicy and raw you can't go wrong but the Miso paste is crazy good, as well as sizzled shizzle.Badfellow wrote: ↑Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:58 amThe annual garlic crop is in and there is a cosmic Bloody Mary alignment in the very near future! Add to that some Fatalii variety peppers at 250,000 Scoville units. Or if you're simply too whitebread for such madness, we also have some jalapenos and anchos to sizzle your shizzle.
The other thing I've been tinkering with is miso paste... in Bloody Mary mixes, in hot sauces and in marinating meats for slow cook barbecue. What type of miso paste works best? You'll have to determine for yourself, but I will say don't skimp on the quality. It's worth paying a little more for the high grade Japanese stuff from a reputable Asian grocer.
Kim Chee Base is also a great substitute.
Okole maluna!