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Re: I Quit

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^ ^ ^

"Midget and monkey helper rentals"

Holy shit that's top. The friggin Badfellow strikes again

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So five years later how's all that quitting working out?

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Every time you quit drinking an atheist puts a baby in a blender.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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Nausea wrote:
Sat Dec 23, 2023 2:07 pm
Every time you quit drinking an atheist puts a baby in a blender.
Wait, wait, wait.... is that why I've been making my ga ga goo smoothies?
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I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'

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I saw Dear Booze just the other day. He was standing outside the 7-11 dumping Captain Morgan’s into his Big Gulp cup.
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He quit quitting? Fuckin quitter.

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Abraham Lincoln wrote:Fuck.
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Badfellow wrote:
Sun Dec 24, 2023 7:17 pm
Abraham Lincoln wrote:Fuck.
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‘Abraham Lincoln" wrote:It’s easier to forget what you want to remember and reremember what you don’t.
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^ Damn, he looks serious.

I better start living the Ho Life, with divabitch as my beloved guide, for the sake of humanity.
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