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The Drunk Lithuanian

Post by oettinger » Wed Sep 05, 2018 1:40 pm

Good lord, where to start?

Oldsmartskunk and me don`t really match.

We are way to hard-core for each other.

My place is so wrecked.

We`d support each other`s drinking habit like little children.

We are the worst match ever
Is it just me or did the boxed bumwine cork a little bit?
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Re: The Drunk Lithuanian

Post by Artful Drunktective » Wed Sep 05, 2018 4:22 pm

And he doesn't like cheese. WTF.
How can it be so cold in here? It's like Greenland in here. We've got to get some booze. It's the only solution to this intense cold. Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this. - Withnail

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Re: The Drunk Lithuanian

Post by Nausea » Wed Sep 05, 2018 4:38 pm

oettinger wrote:
Wed Sep 05, 2018 1:40 pm
We are way to hard-core for each other.
This needs some elaboration.

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Re: The Drunk Lithuanian

Post by scream ale » Wed Sep 05, 2018 4:59 pm

Hardcore? Like hardcore or like
hardcore?

That's the second song I was thinking of in the first place.
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Re: The Drunk Lithuanian

Post by Rusty_Shackleford » Wed Sep 05, 2018 8:32 pm

Nausea wrote:
Wed Sep 05, 2018 4:38 pm
oettinger wrote:
Wed Sep 05, 2018 1:40 pm
We are way to hard-core for each other.
This needs some elaboration.
Ah, 'tis a simple misunderstanding. I believe the old chap meant "too", rather than "to". A common mistake in this godforsaken tongue!

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Re: The Drunk Lithuanian

Post by mistah willies » Thu Sep 06, 2018 4:20 am

Rusty_Shackleford wrote:
Wed Sep 05, 2018 8:32 pm
Nausea wrote:
Wed Sep 05, 2018 4:38 pm
oettinger wrote:
Wed Sep 05, 2018 1:40 pm
We are way to hard-core for each other.
This needs some elaboration.
Ah, 'tis a simple misunderstanding. I believe the old chap meant "too", rather than "to". A common mistake in this godforsaken tongue!
Agreed. Also, imagine if Poe had written "I saw a bird last night" and nothing more?

We demand types, amounts and collateral damages!

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Re: The Drunk Lithuanian

Post by oldsmartskunk » Thu Sep 06, 2018 5:43 am

I think we would die withing two weeks if were to stay together. And yet this was nicest experience i have had in years. Just two guys drinking and passing out at random times. Yup, oettingers place is a man cave with a likely result of "leaving Las Vegas",only without any hookers or love stories.
I shall post some pictures that are somewhat passable for public viewing.
Oh and Germany is filled with muslims and old people. Old people driving big cars. That was scary.

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Re: The Drunk Lithuanian

Post by Nausea » Thu Sep 06, 2018 8:15 am

Rusty_Shackleford wrote:
Wed Sep 05, 2018 8:32 pm
Nausea wrote:
Wed Sep 05, 2018 4:38 pm
oettinger wrote:
Wed Sep 05, 2018 1:40 pm
We are way to hard-core for each other.
This needs some elaboration.
Ah, 'tis a simple misunderstanding. I believe the old chap meant "too", rather than "to". A common mistake in this godforsaken tongue!
I wasn't grilling him about his English, but rather want to understand what being too hardcore for each other meant. Were Brutal Hammers involved? Etc.

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Re: The Drunk Lithuanian

Post by oettinger » Fri Sep 07, 2018 8:58 am

Deadly amounts of cheap vodka. Low shelf beer and hey even some good beer
Is it just me or did the boxed bumwine cork a little bit?
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Re: The Drunk Lithuanian

Post by mistah willies » Sun Sep 09, 2018 2:13 am

oettinger wrote:
Fri Sep 07, 2018 8:58 am
Deadly amounts of cheap vodka. Low shelf beer and hey even some good beer
That's much better. Thank you.

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Re: The Drunk Lithuanian

Post by mistah willies » Mon Sep 10, 2018 12:34 pm

oldsmartskunk wrote:
Thu Sep 06, 2018 5:43 am
...Yup, oettingers place is a man cave with a likely result of "leaving Las Vegas",only without any hookers or love stories.
Poignantly hilarious

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Re: The Drunk Lithuanian

Post by Artful Drunktective » Thu Sep 13, 2018 8:03 pm

There may have been some drunken sword playing. And Lithuanian man panties of assorted colors. Maybe even some animal prints. And chicharonnes. Chicharonnes were definitely involved.
How can it be so cold in here? It's like Greenland in here. We've got to get some booze. It's the only solution to this intense cold. Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this. - Withnail

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Re: The Drunk Lithuanian

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sat Sep 15, 2018 6:16 pm

oldsmartskunk wrote:
Thu Sep 06, 2018 5:43 am
Yup, oettingers place is a man cave with a likely result of "leaving Las Vegas",only without any hookers or love stories.
HAY! I was there! Oh wait....
How can it be so cold in here? It's like Greenland in here. We've got to get some booze. It's the only solution to this intense cold. Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this. - Withnail

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Re: The Drunk Lithuanian

Post by mistah willies » Fri Sep 21, 2018 5:53 am

Artful Drunktective wrote:
Thu Sep 13, 2018 8:03 pm
T... chicharonnes...
The crumbs are like broken glass in the bed.

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Re: The Drunk Lithuanian

Post by oldsmartskunk » Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:54 am

Broken sofa, drunk German guy doing a helicopter dick... How can one even put these events to words? One drink leads to another and we got ourselves a housewarming party at oettinger's place!

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