Call in sick to work and drunk Skype!

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Call in sick to work and drunk Skype!

Post by Patchez » Tue Oct 23, 2018 4:41 am

Do it. You have to listen. I'm an enabler!
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Re: Call in sick to work and drunk Skype!

Post by scream ale » Tue Nov 20, 2018 4:34 pm

I don't believe in skype but I want to call in sick to work.
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Re: Call in sick to work and drunk Skype!

Post by Sammy » Fri Nov 30, 2018 9:37 pm

Work? My daily commute consists of me walking 40 ft to the bathroom to take a piss. Ok, so maybe only 30 ft.

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Re: Call in sick to work and drunk Skype!

Post by oettinger » Sun Dec 02, 2018 10:39 am

Sammy wrote:
Fri Nov 30, 2018 9:37 pm
Work? My daily commute consists of me walking 40 ft to the bathroom to take a piss. Ok, so maybe only 30 ft.
I would`ve guessed your new house would be bigger
Is it just me or did the boxed bumwine cork a little bit?
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Re: Call in sick to work and drunk Skype!

Post by Sammy » Mon Dec 03, 2018 8:45 am

oettinger wrote:
Sun Dec 02, 2018 10:39 am
Sammy wrote:
Fri Nov 30, 2018 9:37 pm
Work? My daily commute consists of me walking 40 ft to the bathroom to take a piss. Ok, so maybe only 30 ft.
I would`ve guessed your new house would be bigger

Are you kidding me? Who wants to walk farther than 30 ft to take a piss when they're drunk?

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Re: Call in sick to work and drunk Skype!

Post by mistah willies » Mon Dec 03, 2018 1:30 pm

Sammy wrote:
Mon Dec 03, 2018 8:45 am
oettinger wrote:
Sun Dec 02, 2018 10:39 am
Sammy wrote:
Fri Nov 30, 2018 9:37 pm
Work? My daily commute consists of me walking 40 ft to the bathroom to take a piss. Ok, so maybe only 30 ft.
I would`ve guessed your new house would be bigger

Are you kidding me? Who wants to walk farther than 30 ft to take a piss when they're drunk?
Ohhhh.
I thought that the flower planters and Ming vases along the marbled corridors were piss stops.

Terribly sorry ol' chap. I'll blame it on Oett. He did it.

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