Call in sick to work and drunk Skype!

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Do it. You have to listen. I'm an enabler!
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I don't believe in skype but I want to call in sick to work.
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Work? My daily commute consists of me walking 40 ft to the bathroom to take a piss. Ok, so maybe only 30 ft.

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Sammy wrote:
Fri Nov 30, 2018 9:37 pm
Work? My daily commute consists of me walking 40 ft to the bathroom to take a piss. Ok, so maybe only 30 ft.
I would`ve guessed your new house would be bigger
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oettinger wrote:
Sun Dec 02, 2018 10:39 am
Sammy wrote:
Fri Nov 30, 2018 9:37 pm
Work? My daily commute consists of me walking 40 ft to the bathroom to take a piss. Ok, so maybe only 30 ft.
I would`ve guessed your new house would be bigger

Are you kidding me? Who wants to walk farther than 30 ft to take a piss when they're drunk?

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Sammy wrote:
Mon Dec 03, 2018 8:45 am
oettinger wrote:
Sun Dec 02, 2018 10:39 am
Sammy wrote:
Fri Nov 30, 2018 9:37 pm
Work? My daily commute consists of me walking 40 ft to the bathroom to take a piss. Ok, so maybe only 30 ft.
I would`ve guessed your new house would be bigger

Are you kidding me? Who wants to walk farther than 30 ft to take a piss when they're drunk?
Ohhhh.
I thought that the flower planters and Ming vases along the marbled corridors were piss stops.

Terribly sorry ol' chap. I'll blame it on Oett. He did it.

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Oh...I so want to do this....give me 5 days
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Ohh, it's happening...

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Shane-O-Matic wrote:
Tue Dec 10, 2019 6:07 pm
Ohh, it's happening...
Is Tuesday a prerequisite? I'm usually half way to the mountains for air quality sample collection by the time I undrunk up, and calling would be another monkey
wrench in the spokes.

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