If they really was to resurrect Zima as a brand, here's four simple changes that need to be made to the product:
1) Remove the carbonation completely.
2) Raise the alcohol content to 80-100 proof.
3) Give it some coloring by aging it in charred oak barrels for a few years.
4) Change the name from "Zima" to "Whiskey".
WTF Whiskey
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I gotta go with scream on this one. Dead is better.
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Fred Gwynne wrote:
I'm gonna go over to yonder rock and have myself a smoke... and an ice cold Zima.
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Re: WTF Whiskey
Ah, yes indeed. Then folks can add their own high fructose corn-syrup Sprite if they wish.Badfellow wrote: ↑Wed Apr 03, 2019 8:38 amIf they really was to resurrect Zima as a brand, here's four simple changes that need to be made to the product:
1) Remove the carbonation completely.
2) Raise the alcohol content to 80-100 proof.
3) Give it some coloring by aging it in charred oak barrels for a few years.
4) Change the name from "Zima" to "Whiskey".
Or not...
Malt liquor that has been filtered so completely it takes all of the fight out of it should be put into margarita frozen juice packs for the training-wheeled.