WTF Whiskey

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Re: WTF Whiskey

Post by Badfellow » Wed Apr 03, 2019 8:38 am

If they really was to resurrect Zima as a brand, here's four simple changes that need to be made to the product:

1) Remove the carbonation completely.

2) Raise the alcohol content to 80-100 proof.

3) Give it some coloring by aging it in charred oak barrels for a few years.

4) Change the name from "Zima" to "Whiskey".
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Re: WTF Whiskey

Post by scream ale » Wed Apr 03, 2019 3:21 pm

Sammy wrote:
Sat Mar 30, 2019 11:03 am
Apparently, Miller did resurrect Zima for a brief period of time.
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Re: WTF Whiskey

Post by Patchez » Wed Apr 03, 2019 6:22 pm

I gotta go with scream on this one. Dead is better.
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Re: WTF Whiskey

Post by Badfellow » Wed Apr 03, 2019 7:54 pm

Fred Gwynne wrote:Image

I'm gonna go over to yonder rock and have myself a smoke... and an ice cold Zima.
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Re: WTF Whiskey

Post by mistah willies » Thu Apr 04, 2019 3:22 pm

Badfellow wrote:
Wed Apr 03, 2019 8:38 am
If they really was to resurrect Zima as a brand, here's four simple changes that need to be made to the product:

1) Remove the carbonation completely.

2) Raise the alcohol content to 80-100 proof.

3) Give it some coloring by aging it in charred oak barrels for a few years.

4) Change the name from "Zima" to "Whiskey".
Ah, yes indeed. Then folks can add their own high fructose corn-syrup Sprite if they wish.
Or not...
Malt liquor that has been filtered so completely it takes all of the fight out of it should be put into margarita frozen juice packs for the training-wheeled.

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