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Crystals in white wine

Post by Mr. Viking » Wed Apr 17, 2019 3:56 pm

I will add a picture when I'm more capable, but there are a load o crystals in the bottom of my wine. They don't appear to dissolve any further when stirred. Any ideas?

I'll eat some when I'm done and take notes
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Re: Crystals in white wine

Post by Mr. Viking » Wed Apr 17, 2019 4:10 pm

Update they appear to be some kind of laxative
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Re: Crystals in white wine

Post by Badfellow » Wed Apr 17, 2019 7:41 pm

The internet says it's tartrate crystals formed by blah, blah, blah. But I think it's aliens. Or drugs. Or even better, alien drugs.

What did these alien drug crystals taste like?
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Re: Crystals in white wine

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Thu Apr 18, 2019 5:31 am

It's dat mef
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Re: Crystals in white wine

Post by Badfellow » Thu Apr 18, 2019 8:54 am

Navy strength biker crank
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Re: Crystals in white wine

Post by oettinger » Fri Apr 19, 2019 1:02 pm

I`ve seen this before, it`s microplastic. Or undesolvable sugars
Is it just me or did the boxed bumwine cork a little bit?
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Re: Crystals in white wine

Post by Patchez » Fri Apr 19, 2019 9:45 pm

If it's laxative like, it could be yeast that has settled. That shit will clean you out. Some of those hazy IPA's that settle can tear shit up.
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Re: Crystals in white wine

Post by mistah willies » Fri Apr 19, 2019 9:53 pm

ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Thu Apr 18, 2019 5:31 am
It's dat mef
I truly believe that there was an episode on a great television show back in ze day

(now Thurston, follow me here)

whereupon Columbo/ MacMillon/ Gilligan solved the murder crime by pouring wine through a cloth napkin,
and tiny glass shards were revealed.

No, not the one when a skeleton falls out of the fireplace chimney on their coffee table.

Hart to Hart?

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Re: Crystals in white wine

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Sat Apr 20, 2019 11:50 am

There is a chapter in The Poisoners Handbook about diamond dust. Ingest that stuff and you're in for a few weeks of slowly bleeding your life away out your anal exit hole as the stuff shreds your digestive tract.
The book made it sound excruciating, and you'd really have to hate somebody to put that shit in their drink.
Now that I think about it, it would probably be more effective to sprinkle it on their food.
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Re: Crystals in white wine

Post by oettinger » Sun Apr 21, 2019 6:50 am

ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sat Apr 20, 2019 11:50 am
There is a chapter in The Poisoners Handbook about diamond dust. Ingest that stuff and you're in for a few weeks of slowly bleeding your life away out your anal exit hole as the stuff shreds your digestive tract.
This is where explosive drunkarreahTM comes in handy. Can save your live. Who would`ve thought...
Is it just me or did the boxed bumwine cork a little bit?
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