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the last two days are a blur; my only regret is the fried chicken

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So I've been on vacation for the past two days and have been coasting the wave of a full-on tilt: Wake up, drink; day drink; and drink until morning -- go to sleep, rinse repeat. The last few days have been lived in a fog. I barely remember anything.

Except... I made fried chicken, I just don't remember eating any of it.

I'm sure I ate some, but I don't remember eating any of it, y'know? Damnit. I might as well have not made it at all, hahaha. And apparently it was good because my family ran through it and today it was all gone. Not a single piece remains. I hope drunk me enjoyed it cause un-drunk me is seething.
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Rye and Coke wrote:
Thu Aug 15, 2019 12:11 am
So I've been on vacation for the past two days and have been coasting the wave of a full-on tilt: Wake up, drink; day drink; and drink until morning -- go to sleep, rinse repeat. The last few days have been lived in a fog. I barely remember anything.

Except... I made fried chicken, I just don't remember eating any of it.

I'm sure I ate some, but I don't remember eating any of it, y'know? Damnit. I might as well have not made it at all, hahaha. And apparently it was good because my family ran through it and today it was all gone. Not a single piece remains. I hope drunk me enjoyed it cause un-drunk me is seething.
Similarly, on weekends I sometimes get too drunk to eat anything I prepared by the time it's ready and then it's all gone the next day. Like the time I slaved over a huge roasted chicken and vegetables and woke up to find the next day oettinger ate the ENTIRE THING. Not even a wing remained! Talk about seething!

It's a sad state of affairs when I now have to preemptively make myself a plate and stash it somewhere.
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If I am going to cook dinner I have to do it before I start drinking, and then reheat it later, because once I start drinking I really don't want to cook.

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Sammy wrote:
Thu Aug 15, 2019 7:17 am
If I am going to cook dinner I have to do it before I start drinking, and then reheat it later, because once I start drinking I really don't want to cook.
Nah, I love cooking and drinking. Something about the two just goes together.

The ultimate is when I'm grilling. I make sure that whatever I'm grilling last isn't a lean meat and can cook slow and low because I'm going to get drunk and I'M GOING to forget it's out there. One morning, at 2 a.m., I woke up to these wonderfully smoked jerk chicken wings. They went in marinated, I covered them, passed out...and with the coals dying down, four hours later, voila.

Hungover me gave a high five to undrunk me for planning it and drunk me for cooking it, because the three of us now had lunch for the next two days.
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Drunk cooking always turns into a mess and something always burns.
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oettinger wrote:
Fri Aug 16, 2019 2:36 pm
Drunk cooking always turns into a mess and something always burns.

Yeah, and I'm usually the one that gets burned. That's why I pre-cook or go out to dinner. Or, I order delivery, although a few microwave bean and cheese burritos with hot sauce is ok in a pinch too. Anyone can manage that while drunk.

And of course, there's PORK AND BEANS!!!!

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Open faced toasted peanut butter sandwiches are pretty drunk proof as well.
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Ouch
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scream ale wrote:
Fri Aug 16, 2019 6:04 pm
Open faced toasted peanut butter sandwiches are pretty drunk proof as well.
This sound like a mothers in law bbq facedown sandwitch, double witchcreamcheese, Acid acid acid-a seen some tomato in her face
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My last two years are a blur.
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.

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Nausea wrote:
Sat Aug 17, 2019 10:45 am
My last two years are a blur.
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Nausea wrote:
Sat Aug 17, 2019 10:45 am
My last two years are a blur.

Make that 10 years for me, with an emphasis on the last 5 since I retired.

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Sammy wrote:
Sat Aug 17, 2019 3:03 pm
Nausea wrote:
Sat Aug 17, 2019 10:45 am
My last two years are a blur.

Make that 10 years for me, with an emphasis on the last 5 since I retired.
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Just as an update. ....




Yeah, I made more fried chicken...and it was awesome. Made it and ate it over the course of three days. I'm currently waiting on more MDM merch. I'm trying to get a shirt collection so I can stop wearing the same damn things I've been wearing for five years. If it has to be drunken apparel, then so be it.

I think I also ordered a drinking glass. Why not?

Now's the time for me to take care of myself, and I need a drinking glass.
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Rye and Coke wrote:
Wed Sep 04, 2019 10:26 pm
Just as an update. ....




Yeah, I made more fried chicken...and it was awesome. Made it and ate it over the course of three days. I'm currently waiting on more MDM merch. I'm trying to get a shirt collection so I can stop wearing the same damn things I've been wearing for five years. If it has to be drunken apparel, then so be it.

I think I also ordered a drinking glass. Why not?

Now's the time for me to take care of myself, and I need a drinking glass.
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