Attack of the drunken birthday boy, a new Halloween special

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Re: Halloween

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oettinger wrote:
Sun Oct 27, 2019 8:16 am
WNBA though? You got me with that one!
I was almost beaten to bar floor stain by a gang of drunk and fugly women basketball players. Or maybe they were female rugby players. Anyway, it kind of turned me on.
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Yup, got an extra bushel of Carolina Reapers to hand out to the kids this Halloween.
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Re: Attack of the drunken birthday boy, a new Halloween special

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Hey R & C! how's the Halloween birthday week bash going? Can't wait to hear all about it! Hope you are enjoying it to the fullest and here's to celebrating another new year!

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Just to let everyone know...this totally went off the rails.

If I can remember any of it, I'll fill those interested in.
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This is now just for recap purposes:

Saturday Night
Total Wine & More - Liquor Store Warehouse

Purchased:
Fifth of Veil Vodka
Fifth of Jose Cuervo Especial
Fifth of Riverboat Rye

I needed to replenish Home Base and pick up some odds and ends for the week. Specifically, i wanted a flask. A nice flask that I could use AND show off. The attendant showed me a small collection, but none of them held up to my expectations of something regal. So I abandoned the thought, realizing that I'm going to have to buy something from Modern Drunkard [/cheap plug]. I went home and decided to drink.

Home Base:
3 Riverboat Rye's straight
1 shot of Veil Vodka

Mid-Atlantic Seafood
Jungle Juice (ingredients: Unknown)


Jack and Coke and I went out and pick up something to eat. She obviously drove.
She wanted to go out with me to eat and I needed fuel, so soul food it was. There's this spot in Laurel, Maryland, called Mid-Atlantic Seafood that's really good and doubles as a liquor store/bar that I frequent.

The question of whether it's good or not goes without saying because the place is always packed. Saturday was no different as an anxious crowd had gathered near the bar to watch the Washington Nationals struggle against the Houston Astros in the Nat's eventual 8-1 loss.

Mid-Atlantic is set up like a cafeteria. You can have food made-to-order, you can order from the food already prepared cafeteria-style, or you can go to the bar and order a drink. So while Jack ordered our food (made-to-order), I slid to the bar to keep this experiment going.

I ordered something called "Jungle Juice" that they didn't provide the ingredients for, but searching a bit online, I found a party-sized recipe:

1 bottle (750ml) vodka
1 bottle (750 ml) rum
1 quart cranberry juice cocktail
1/2 cup fresh lime juice
1 cup triple sec
1/2 cup packed light brown sugar
1 (15-ounce) can sliced pineapple with juice
1 orange, sliced
1 lemon, sliced
1 bottle (750 ml) demi-sec sparkling wine

I can't guarantee this is exactly the drink that I drank, but it's probably where things started dimming my memory for the weekend. We got our food, I chugged the drink in several gulps and happily hopped in the passenger seat. I was, of course, on vacation.


Oliver's Bar
1 double-well whiskey and coke
3 Bulleit bourbons

Ed. note: At this point, none of this drinking had been remembered by the writer and only recalled after rereading the saved draft of the night. Upon reading the drinking inventory, the writer loudly exclaimed, "Oliver's has Bulleit Bourbon?!" as he was entirely unaware of his Saturday night discovery.

All I can say for certain of this night was that the Nat's lost and were down. The city was down; emotionally down, while suddenly tied 2-2 in the series. This was something the city had seen before. Whether D.C.'s basketball team, the Wizards, or the city's American football team, the Redskins, we had grown accustomed to the sour and slimy, gelatinous taste of defeat. It hung heavy on our tongues; tongues that had grown accustomed to whispering admissions of submissions. The Nats eventually lost 8-1. I don't remember going home, or going to bed. But that's what we all did.
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Re: Halloween

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Rye and Coke wrote:
Fri Nov 01, 2019 7:31 pm


1 bottle (750ml) vodka
1 bottle (750 ml) rum
1 quart cranberry juice cocktail
1/2 cup fresh lime juice
1 cup triple sec
1/2 cup packed light brown sugar
1 (15-ounce) can sliced pineapple with juice
1 orange, sliced
1 lemon, sliced
1 bottle (750 ml) demi-sec sparkling wine
That`s some heavy weight drink.
It popped my eyes open like WTF
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Re: Attack of the drunken birthday boy, a new Halloween special

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O'...I had no idea, and I GUZZLED it...

all memory of the night was stored in a draft I wrote on the boards, from the bar
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Re: Attack of the drunken birthday boy, a new Halloween special

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Rye and Coke wrote:
Tue Nov 05, 2019 11:22 pm
O'...I had no idea, and I GUZZLED it...

all memory of the night was stored in a draft I wrote on the boards, from the bar
wiped the ol' hard drive clean.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Re: Attack of the drunken birthday boy, a new Halloween special

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Patchez wrote:
Thu Nov 07, 2019 8:26 pm
Rye and Coke wrote:
Tue Nov 05, 2019 11:22 pm
O'...I had no idea, and I GUZZLED it...

all memory of the night was stored in a draft I wrote on the boards, from the bar
wiped the ol' hard drive clean.
I too have been factory reset once or twice
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Re: Attack of the drunken birthday boy, a new Halloween special

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Bubblez wrote:
Wed Dec 25, 2019 4:22 pm
Patchez wrote:
Thu Nov 07, 2019 8:26 pm
Rye and Coke wrote:
Tue Nov 05, 2019 11:22 pm
O'...I had no idea, and I GUZZLED it...

all memory of the night was stored in a draft I wrote on the boards, from the bar
wiped the ol' hard drive clean.
I too have been factory reset once or twice
Game Over! You drank yourself to death.
You collected enough emptying credits to buy a new liver and start over!
Insert beer Y/N
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Re: Attack of the drunken birthday boy, a new Halloween special

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Wrong Oett. Bubbz wife hit him so fucking hard he got set to factory reset.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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