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Sgt. HSA wrote:
Winebox wrote:What time is Desperate Housewives? I've been told I should watch it.
9 on ABC
I'll do the drinking game. Pretend like I'm right there on the couch with you and HD.

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drinking is no game to me.
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no really,presidents and assholes is a great game.
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Rugby is a great drinking game.
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Bender! wrote:Sorry- never cared for the games. i just want to drink. I always made people mad by intentionally "losing" so I could drink.
The wisdom is strong with this one. Booze is not for playing games with; didn't you read the warning label?
why is my moral compass always pointed east? that's the direction of the nearest liquor store.

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Lushlife wrote:American Idol Drinking Game:

Drink everytime Randy uses the word "dawg" or "dude" or "man". Everytime he says "I dunno". Everytime he says that a performance was "alright" or "just alright" (two drinks for "it was 'just alright man/dude'" and three for "I dunno, it was just alright man/dude"). Everytime he uses the word "pitchy" in describing a performance.

Drink everytime Paula stands up during a performance. Everytime she uses the word "love" in reference to a performer or performance. Everytime she claps like a 5 year old. Everytime she uses the word "amazing" or says that a performer embraced a song.

Drink everytime either Randy or Paula describe a performer as having "worked" a song.

Drink everytime Simon actually likes a performance (THREE drinks if he liked the performance and either Randy or Paula didn't). Everytime he uses the words "awful" or "terrible" or "sharp".

Drink everytime Paula and Simon quibble about a performance.

Drink everytime a performer changes the microphone from one hand to the other.

Drink everytime Constantine looks directly at the camera during a performance.

Drink everytime, during a performance, a game participant identifies that a performer has hit a sharp note.

©2005 Lushlife :wink:
oooh - I like this one! Another show to drink to!

Here are the full Desperate Rules

Drink any time Teri Hatcher talks to any man
Drink any time Brie and Rex fight
Drink twice any time hot model wife sleeps with teenage gardener
Drink any time she just talks to him
Drink any time blond mom yells at kids
Drink any time Edie bangs a guy
Drink any time anyone has a drink
Drink any time there are 3 plus housewives together in the same place

that's about what we have so far!
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happydrunk wrote:
Lushlife wrote:American Idol Drinking Game:

Drink everytime Randy uses the word "dawg" or "dude" or "man". Everytime he says "I dunno". Everytime he says that a performance was "alright" or "just alright" (two drinks for "it was 'just alright man/dude'" and three for "I dunno, it was just alright man/dude"). Everytime he uses the word "pitchy" in describing a performance.

Drink everytime Paula stands up during a performance. Everytime she uses the word "love" in reference to a performer or performance. Everytime she claps like a 5 year old. Everytime she uses the word "amazing" or says that a performer embraced a song.

Drink everytime either Randy or Paula describe a performer as having "worked" a song.

Drink everytime Simon actually likes a performance (THREE drinks if he liked the performance and either Randy or Paula didn't). Everytime he uses the words "awful" or "terrible" or "sharp".

Drink everytime Paula and Simon quibble about a performance.

Drink everytime a performer changes the microphone from one hand to the other.

Drink everytime Constantine looks directly at the camera during a performance.

Drink everytime, during a performance, a game participant identifies that a performer has hit a sharp note.

©2005 Lushlife :wink:
oooh - I like this one! Another show to drink to!

Here are the full Desperate Rules

Drink any time Teri Hatcher talks to any man
Drink any time Brie and Rex fight
Drink twice any time hot model wife sleeps with teenage gardener
Drink any time she just talks to him
Drink any time blond mom yells at kids
Drink any time Edie bangs a guy
Drink any time anyone has a drink
Drink any time there are 3 plus housewives together in the same place

that's about what we have so far!
You can only play the American Idol drinking game on Tuesday nights because that's when the contestants perform. Something else you can incorporate into it is each person choosing a judge prior to a contestants performance and predicting whether that judge is going to like the performance or not. If they are sort of blase about it, it's a wash. But if you think they won't like it and clearly they do...you must drink, as well as the reverse being true. Game participants have the flexibility to decide in advance about what constitutes a drink (a shot or a "gulp") and how many for each occurance.

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Are there any drinking games that are suitable for playing over the phone? If one has 2 phone lines or a cell phone, or you want to use Yahoo voice chat, you can play Online Drunken Trivia. Basically you go to a website that has trivia quizzes and you both take the same quiz. For 1-4 questions wrong you take a shot. For 5+ wrong it's 2 shots. Both participants take turns choosing quizzes.

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Sgt. HSA wrote: I used to play a different variation of beer pong. Set a cup full of beer on each side of the ping pong table, then play ping pong. If you nail the other guy's cup, he has to drain it. If you get the ball IN the cup, he has to drain it and do a shot..
The way I played is almost the exact same way. Only, if you got the ball in the cup, you drank your cup and your opponent's. Then you refill and keep playing. Best if a keg is near by.
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LadyRed wrote:
Sgt. HSA wrote: I used to play a different variation of beer pong. Set a cup full of beer on each side of the ping pong table, then play ping pong. If you nail the other guy's cup, he has to drain it. If you get the ball IN the cup, he has to drain it and do a shot..
The way I played is almost the exact same way. Only, if you got the ball in the cup, you drank your cup and your opponent's. Then you refill and keep playing. Best if a keg is near by.
Funny, there always was.
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Sgt. HSA wrote:
LadyRed wrote:
Sgt. HSA wrote: I used to play a different variation of beer pong. Set a cup full of beer on each side of the ping pong table, then play ping pong. If you nail the other guy's cup, he has to drain it. If you get the ball IN the cup, he has to drain it and do a shot..
The way I played is almost the exact same way. Only, if you got the ball in the cup, you drank your cup and your opponent's. Then you refill and keep playing. Best if a keg is near by.
Funny, there always was.
Very true. But sacrifices need to be made in certain situations.
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I thought this was funny. Of coarse it's cheaper on eBay.


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Check and mate.
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I've got that same game badfellow, it's great.
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Phirefighter wrote:I've got that same game badfellow, it's great.
The Con is in your back yard, so I imagine you'll be there. We'll have to find a vomit-free table and set up some trouble, as in, if Bobby Fischer were a drunk style trouble.

Last I used the infamous Shot Chess, they were filled with a vile mixture of Private Stock malt liquor fortified with Stoli. Can't Remember A Fucking Thing.
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