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Re: Lost and Drunk! Super chill new drinking game

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Modern Drunkard wrote:Upon further examination, this game isn't chill at all. It seems totally unchill. Who the hell wants to drink with a goddamn squirrel? Squirrels, from my experience, don't drink worth shit. They don't have the liver for it.

i have seen more freaking squirrels in Milwaukee that i have in any other place that i lived. they are flightless pigeons.
yuck on squirrels. and games concerning squirrels.
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I am currently living across from the county capital. It's fucking squirrel city (and, for once, I am not making a cheap political joke). The good news is that the urban foxes chase and, occasionally, eat the fuckers-I should, really start a book.
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Modern Drunkard wrote:Upon further examination, this game isn't chill at all. It seems totally unchill. Who the hell wants to drink with a goddamn squirrel? Squirrels, from my experience, don't drink worth shit. They don't have the liver for it.
Beats drinking with penguins, though. Those scurvy, drink-stealing little fuckers.
I just wish there were some actual drunkards around here who can handle themselves like adults while still acting like retards - liquor&poker

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I'm pretty sure you need Zima to play this game.
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squirrels are exactly the same as rats except they have fluffy tails and people hands
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Re: Lost and Drunk! Super chill new drinking game

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Mr. Viking wrote:squirrels are exactly the same as rats except they have fluffy tails and people hands
OK, that's pretty creepy.
Fast Cast wrote:I'm pretty sure you need Zima to play this game.
That is even creepier. Thanks a lot you men, now I got the willies.

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tdcwillies wrote:
Mr. Viking wrote:squirrels are exactly the same as rats except they have fluffy tails and people hands
OK, that's pretty creepy.
Fast Cast wrote:I'm pretty sure you need Zima to play this game.
That is even creepier. Thanks a lot you men, now I got the willies.
Not as creepy as the penguins...little fuckers...
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I'm not fond of the verb "chill" used as an adjective. It's like a really trendy pair of pants, fashionable in the the moment, but embarrassing in photos years hence.
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Modern Drunkard wrote:Upon further examination, this game isn't chill at all. It seems totally unchill. Who the hell wants to drink with a goddamn squirrel? Squirrels, from my experience, don't drink worth shit. They don't have the liver for it.
My rabbit friend has proven to be a splendid drinking companion.

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tdcwillies wrote:
Mr. Viking wrote:squirrels are exactly the same as rats except they have fluffy tails and people hands
OK, that's pretty creepy.
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people hands I tell you
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peetie44 wrote:
Modern Drunkard wrote:Upon further examination, this game isn't chill at all. It seems totally unchill. Who the hell wants to drink with a goddamn squirrel? Squirrels, from my experience, don't drink worth shit. They don't have the liver for it.
My rabbit friend has proven to be a splendid drinking companion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNl4cGotBkk
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Drinking Games: Circle of Death, Ring of Fire, all that jazz

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Dearest drunks!
The new year is nearly upon us. Parties everywhere are lining up their bottles in battle formations, optimizing the snack-supply lines and fortifying their homes for the intensive alcohol abuse that will go on.
So is my party, we are missing one thing however. We do not just want to go into the new year fully blasted, we need the motivation to blast ourself straight to february!

To achieve this I have made a custom version of the ring of fire game, or circle of death or whatever you call it. You probably know the deal, you put cards in a circle, people take turns to pick a card, each card has a task or a game or something else drinking-related, and when you break the circle you have to take a real big glass of rotgut liquor.

Now finally I am coming to my request to you guys. You guys must be a huge untapped keg of wisdom concerning local variatons of this game and I'd like to hear about that. I'm currently at about 100 cards or something, but always looking for new 'expansion packs' to my game. So what are some fun rules/cards/whatever you guys use in this game?

Cheers and a verry happy new year my dearest mofo's!

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Re: Circle of Death, Ring of Fire, all that jazz

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Literally every party I've ever gone to has different rule sets. Here's the Official House Rules for Circle of Death at the brandonman homestead when I throw parties with my buddy.

2 - you: Pick somebody at the table to drink
3 - me: Sucks to suck. Drink up buddy
4 - whores: Girls at the table drink. Sorry for the crudeness, ladies
5 - Never have I ever: You guys know the drill. Three fingers up. I've been to parties that play this as "Drive". Don't do this and don't let anybody suggest it, it blows. Hard.
6 - Dicks: Guys at the table take a drink
7 - heaven: Point your finger to the sky. Everybody else follows suit. Last person to do it drinks
8 - Date/Mate: Pick somebody to be your date/m8. From here on out, every time you drink, they drink. Anybody they eventually choose/have chosen as a date also drinks. So you can end up with a chain. Be careful of the infinite loop.
9 - Rhyme: Say a word. It goes around the table and people have to say a rhyming word. Your time limit is at the group's discretion
10 - Categories: Pretty straight forward. Declare a category, i.e: Car models, and it goes around the table starting with you. Example: Mustang, Corvette, 458, etc. You can normally stick the girls pretty easily with this one
Jack - Thumb Master: Henceforth, when you place your thumb on the table, everybody has to (Don't be a dick, keep it in sight), and last person to catch on takes a drink. This is my favorite. Next person to draw a Jack becomes the new thumb master, so only one person has this power at a given time
Queen - Question Master: Henceforth, if you ask somebody a question, and they answer it, they have to take a drink. Have fun with this one. You suddenly became forgetful of the rules! As with the Jack, this is superseded by the next one.
King - Rulemaster: Make up a new rule. I always struggle coming up with a good one, but it's fun. We normally don't have this one superseded, makes it more fun
Ace - Waterfall: Countoff! Everybody starts drinking. Keep going. And going. Until the person who drew the card stops, but keep going! It is now the next person in the rotation's turn to stop when they choose while everybody keeps going. Then the next. This is great for those of us who can handle our booze that want people to catch up. Goes all the way around the table.


These are pretty standard rules, but figured I'd post 'em in case we do any differently around here.
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I simply don't know why people need to play drinking games...

Just drink. It's delicious and it makes you feel good. Why force it?
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