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Dear Booze wrote:
Wed May 06, 2020 12:14 pm
The one thing I am really learning in this quarantine is that a lot of people die in nursing homes.

We need to set these people free and let them do something fun, like they can run the Kentucky derby while we drink mint julep. It may be slow, but we can drink more.
Hmmmm... Indy 5000 smash up derby?

Or frig it, just let them have their car keys back. That'll clear the streets in no time. Try to live on the second floor during this time.

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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Thu May 07, 2020 8:34 am
I got another one. Every time my feckin' Pomeranian barks... everyone has to drink.

...
at imaginary stuff
just for fun
just to be irritating
just to prove a point
just to hear himself bark

Drinking at this rate you will reach FUBARdom in no time.
We started doing that, didn't we on one of recent Skype sessions huh

Not that I need any excuse to have a sip, but the added pressure was like that movie Speed.

Pointless, with adrenaline.

But Rambo is pretty and so he gets a pass

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There's a fun drinking game I like to play called Horkem. It works like this: I sneak into your house. If I can drink all your booze and sneak back out before you notice and grab your shotgun, I win.

Artful Drunktective wrote:
Thu May 07, 2020 8:34 am
I got another one. Every time my feckin' Pomeranian barks... everyone has to drink...
That game would be way more fun if your dog wasn't such an entitled little asshole. I believe the German term is kleine arseloch hund. Seriously, I'm a dog person; I like most dogs better than I like most people. But that particular canine sometimes makes my kicking foot itch. Grrrrrrrrrrrr.

And don't get me started about that little fucker getting shit stuck in his fur ever time he drops a dook-a-reeno. Is there a drinking game for that?
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Badfellow wrote:
Tue May 26, 2020 1:59 pm
And don't get me started about that little fucker getting shit stuck in his fur ever time he drops a dook-a-reeno. Is there a drinking game for that?
^ ^ ^ Do ya really want us to call ya to drink every time the dog shats himself? Do ya?!
"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".


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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Thu May 28, 2020 2:30 am
Badfellow wrote:
Tue May 26, 2020 1:59 pm
And don't get me started about that little fucker getting shit stuck in his fur ever time he drops a dook-a-reeno. Is there a drinking game for that?
^ ^ ^ Do ya really want us to call ya to drink every time the dog shats himself? Do ya?!
Ummmm, nein. I can drink without that game, yo.
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I signed up for shart alerts and keep getting notifications from Dear Booze.
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.

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Badfellow wrote:
Tue May 26, 2020 1:59 pm
That game would be way more fun if your dog wasn't such a fat, entitled, blond, humongous, asshole that refuses to listen to common sense and comply with simple rules.
Hey wait, are you calling my dog a "Karen"?!
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Lets shoot up H everytime he gives birth to a tick
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Nausea wrote:
Thu May 28, 2020 6:46 pm
I signed up for shart alerts and keep getting notifications from Dear Booze.
Yeah I get DB's shart notifications too. A LOT of 'em.
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