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Re: time for a bander

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same here man I would drink with him any night of the week

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Time for a bender

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Received the word today that I've been officially laid off. I see this as a good thing. Instead of bitching and moaning, I'm cracking open the bottles. I now finally have a chance to go on a proper bender, and I plan on taking full advantage of it. Cheers, everyone.
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Re: Time for a bender

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Sorry that you've been laid off, but glad to see you're going about it the right way. Cheers!
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Re: Time for a bender

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Good show. Let Obama pay for the booze. Out of his stash.

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Re: Time for a bender

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Raising one to you. Cheers, mate.
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Re: Time for a bender

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Good attitude. Cheers Fab.
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Re: Time for a bender

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Why do you two have the same avatar? One of you rectify this.
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Re: Time for a bender

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Being laid off never sounded so good!

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Re: Time for a bender

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Hell of an attitude! Hope ya find work soon - but enjoy the time off in the interim.
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Re: Time for a bender

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FNZ wrote:Why do you two have the same avatar? One of you rectify this.
Not until Fiyah does.
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Re: Time for a bender

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Up-Comming Bender

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I got some "use or lose" time( vacation time I have to use by the end of the year or they take it from me) so I am going to take next week off and do something productive like get compleatly wasted everyday. With the exception of monday which is a holiday, the kids will be gone everyday and I will be free to drink as much as I possibly can. It has been awhile since my last bender, I am looking forward to this.
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Re: Up-Comming Bender

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You should start NOW!
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Re: Up-Comming Bender

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Benders! I like 'em Up and Cumming!!

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Re: Up-Comming Bender

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That's awesome, be sure to report to us in your drunken ecstasy.

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