Why don't people let me drink alone?

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Why don't people let me drink alone?

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I love to drink. Somedays I just like to do it alone. I have friends I have a girlfriend. Somedays I like to blow all of them off and drink by myself. What the hell do they care if I just want to get drunk and watch cartoons? I will continue to drink alone and they can maybe come over and watch but I am not going out tonight. There are just some things you have to put your foot down about.
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Post by Frankennietzsche »

Exactly!

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Post by 7calspergram »

Drinking alone ain't never heart nobody. Your round, Fathead!
At 7 calories per gram, they STILL
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Post by Hugh Janblack »

Read this months article on going on a bender. I love to drink alone, gives me time to go through my shit, think about things I can't when others are around. Play with myself. And the silence! Oh, I love the silence - when you want it. And when the silence gets too much, let out a huge scream - who the fuck will care?

Drinking alone is a form of meditation.
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Post by Combat Rock »

Man, I do that all the fucking time. It rules. You get to watch, listen too, and think about anything you want. You can dance. You can beat off. You can shit with the door open. You can rewind the same scene, or song, over and over. No one will judge you if you piss in the sink while listening to the vindictives. I find it to be much like prayer or meditation as well, and would go bonkers without it. It's a wonderful thing. Like the bender article said, close the blinds, take the phone off the hook, and rock out with your cock out. Hell, I think I'll skip the stupid show and do that tonight!!!
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Post by Joe Twelvepack »

Why is it that pot smokers can sit, smoke, and watch tv all by themselves and no one gives them shit, but if I do the same with a case of beer (hell of a lot cheaper), I'm in need of an intervention?

For that matter, why do they get to wake and bake and I get the hairy eyeball for a morning beer?
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Post by LuckyStrikes »

I don't get razzed about drinking alone. At my age, most of my friends are at home drinking alone too. Instead of meeting at bars like we did 10 years ago, we just call each other. The conversations are about the same as the ones we had on barstools. Drunken blabber and if you say something stupid, nobody remembers the next day.
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I hate talking on the phone. After so many shows, my hearing's gone to shit.
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Post by Chelsea40oz »

Combat Rock wrote: No one will judge you if you piss in the sink while listening to the vindictives.
You know how to Party! :lol:

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Post by UnkleLemmy »

I love drinking alone. Its the only time I can let the monkey completely out of its cage.

And I always piss in the sink when drinking alone. But I don't listen to the vindictives. Sorry.
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Post by AwHKaL »

i only drink alone. almost every night, as a matter of fact, im drinking alone right now.

its great because i dont have to put up with people talking shit about me listening to hank williams sr or johnny cash.

if i get bored of no interaction with other people, i have the internet for just that purpose. but ive found that i do the same drunken shit online, the other night i guess i was telling some woman about how i was totally in love with her

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Post by Uncle Sal »

do whatever we want alone or together....
I've taken as much shit for burning as I have for drinking, although drinking seems to cause more dramatic episodes...
I don't think smoking herb is a threat to our drinking joe, shit stained noses turn up equaly to both with the exception of narrow minded drinkers... we all just want to feel good instead of bad. you know?
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Post by Savage »

I find old Warner brothers cartoons deeply moving and meaningful when i'm drinking and droopy dog rocks

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Post by Rumgirl »

Aint nothing in this world finer than to drink and watch the sunset-alone.

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Post by UnkleLemmy »

Last night after leaving the bar and waiting for my cab I layed down on the sidewalk and stared straight up at the night sky. It was magical. Even though there were plenty of people around me, I was alone in the universe at that point. Unfortunately the cab came way to quick and brought me back down to earth. :(
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