Yeah, I'm thinking it's kind of like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.peetie44 wrote:There'll always be plenty of room for you in that vay-jay, Cf.Chimneyfish wrote:I don't like crowded bars.Rooster wrote:In Megan Fox's vagina.
(sorry, my brother...but you set that one up like a Lebron breakaway)
Where is THE one place where you'd like to have a drink?
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Re: Where is THE one place where you'd like to have a drink?
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Re: Where is THE one place where you'd like to have a drink?
Yeah or like dipping your dick in a glass of warm water. I'm hung like a doorbell I can admit it. Megan Fox isn't the type that would normally be too high on my celebrity top ten list but I think it's really cute how bitchy she looks. I wouldn't last thirty seconds.
Re: Where is THE one place where you'd like to have a drink?
This is true...but like you say, it still wouldn't stop me from penning her ankles to her ears...Chimneyfish wrote:Yeah or like dipping your dick in a glass of warm water. I'm hung like a doorbell I can admit it. Megan Fox isn't the type that would normally be too high on my celebrity top ten list but I think it's really cute how bitchy she looks. I wouldn't last thirty seconds.
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bacon IS pork belly, you drunken retards!
For a forreal party, you needs to be takin a mirror off of the wall and shit.
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Delete your cookies, and also log off MDM, then relog back on..Grace O'Malley wrote:now why the hell is it doing that instead of the way it should?
22:21 Thirsty i was too drunk to be high
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Re: Where is THE one place where you'd like to have a drink?
Or opening a window and fucking the world.Sleestack wrote:
Yeah, I'm thinking it's kind of like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
Re: Where is THE one place where you'd like to have a drink?
LOL! I like that one Peetie!peetie44 wrote:Or opening a window and fucking the world.Sleestack wrote:
Yeah, I'm thinking it's kind of like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
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Re: Where is THE one place where you'd like to have a drink?
Ha-Ha Hemingway. A Clean and Well Lighted Place (or something like that)coqui_chris wrote:"Each night I am reluctant to close up because there may be some one who needs the cafe."
"Hombre, there are bodegas open all night long."
"You do not understand. This is a clean and pleasant cafe. It is well lighted. The light is very good and also, there are shadows of the leaves."
I don't know how many times I've read that story. But the last time was a month or two ago.
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Wine comes in at the mouth,
And love comes in at the eye;
That's all we shall know for truth
Before we grow old and die.
I lift the glass to my mouth,
I look at you, and I sigh.
Yeats
And love comes in at the eye;
That's all we shall know for truth
Before we grow old and die.
I lift the glass to my mouth,
I look at you, and I sigh.
Yeats
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Re: Where is THE one place where you'd like to have a drink?
Sleestack wrote:LOL! I like that one Peetie!peetie44 wrote:Or opening a window and fucking the world.Sleestack wrote:
Yeah, I'm thinking it's kind of like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
I LAUGHED OUT LOUDED at that one, too. Real good like
Wine comes in at the mouth,
And love comes in at the eye;
That's all we shall know for truth
Before we grow old and die.
I lift the glass to my mouth,
I look at you, and I sigh.
Yeats
And love comes in at the eye;
That's all we shall know for truth
Before we grow old and die.
I lift the glass to my mouth,
I look at you, and I sigh.
Yeats