Where is THE one place where you'd like to have a drink?

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Re: Where is THE one place where you'd like to have a drink?

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peetie44 wrote:
Chimneyfish wrote:
Rooster wrote:In Megan Fox's vagina.
I don't like crowded bars.
There'll always be plenty of room for you in that vay-jay, Cf.

(sorry, my brother...but you set that one up like a Lebron breakaway)
Yeah, I'm thinking it's kind of like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
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Re: Where is THE one place where you'd like to have a drink?

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Yeah or like dipping your dick in a glass of warm water. I'm hung like a doorbell I can admit it. Megan Fox isn't the type that would normally be too high on my celebrity top ten list but I think it's really cute how bitchy she looks. I wouldn't last thirty seconds.

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Chimneyfish wrote:Yeah or like dipping your dick in a glass of warm water. I'm hung like a doorbell I can admit it. Megan Fox isn't the type that would normally be too high on my celebrity top ten list but I think it's really cute how bitchy she looks. I wouldn't last thirty seconds.
This is true...but like you say, it still wouldn't stop me from penning her ankles to her ears...
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Re: Where is THE one place where you'd like to have a drink?

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Sleestack wrote:
Yeah, I'm thinking it's kind of like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
Or opening a window and fucking the world.
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peetie44 wrote:
Sleestack wrote:
Yeah, I'm thinking it's kind of like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
Or opening a window and fucking the world.
LOL! I like that one Peetie!
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coqui_chris wrote:"Each night I am reluctant to close up because there may be some one who needs the cafe."
"Hombre, there are bodegas open all night long."
"You do not understand. This is a clean and pleasant cafe. It is well lighted. The light is very good and also, there are shadows of the leaves."
Ha-Ha Hemingway. A Clean and Well Lighted Place (or something like that)
I don't know how many times I've read that story. But the last time was a month or two ago.
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Wine comes in at the mouth,
And love comes in at the eye;
That's all we shall know for truth
Before we grow old and die.
I lift the glass to my mouth,
I look at you, and I sigh.

Yeats

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Sleestack wrote:
peetie44 wrote:
Sleestack wrote:
Yeah, I'm thinking it's kind of like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
Or opening a window and fucking the world.
LOL! I like that one Peetie!

I LAUGHED OUT LOUDED at that one, too. Real good like
Wine comes in at the mouth,
And love comes in at the eye;
That's all we shall know for truth
Before we grow old and die.
I lift the glass to my mouth,
I look at you, and I sigh.

Yeats

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