People that piss you off
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People that piss you off
There's not bourbon enough in the world, to get past some assholes. A certain person who married one of my daughters, for example. I think Grumpy said it best, when tonight he snarled: "I even went to Chucky Cheese with that asshole!"
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Re: People that piss you off
Well, I won't make any comment, that would be easy and mean.Savage Bloody Savage wrote:There's not bourbon enough in the world, to get past some assholes. A certain person who married one of my daughters, for example. I think Grumpy said it best, when tonight he snarled: "I even went to Chucky Cheese with that asshole!"
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Re: People that piss you off
If I can't drink them away, I curse them to die. It worked the one time.
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
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Re: People that piss you off
There are very few people in the world that I can't deal with when I'm drunk. I guess drys all hold a special place of consternation in my heart.
Bourbon is my blood.
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Re: People that piss you off
Speaking on behalf of Assholes (it's o.k., R.A., I'll take this), it takes all kinds, and if we were all Angels you'd be bored.
Speaking for myself; I may be ignorant, abusive, prejudiced, and degenerate, but that doesn't make me a hater.
Speaking for myself; I may be ignorant, abusive, prejudiced, and degenerate, but that doesn't make me a hater.
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I'm too exponentially drunk to have time to hate people...
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Re: People that piss you off
Tony!!Mayhem wrote:If I can't drink them away, I curse them to die. It worked the one time.
NEVER curse/wish people to die man..
it worked? do you feel better?
i dig ya man but that was freaky
what pissed you off so bad to wish death on someone?
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Re: People that piss you off
Smatter Noguts wrote:Speaking on behalf of Assholes (it's o.k., R.A., I'll take this), it takes all kinds, and if we were all Angels you'd be bored.
Speaking for myself; I may be ignorant, abusive, prejudiced, and degenerate, but that doesn't make me a hater.
I agree with the boring Angels angle. I'll take the caustic genius of Mark Levin over anybody any day.
Smatter, from reading your posts over the past couple of years I have found that you are far from ignorant or prejudiced. I join your abusive, degenerate ranks wholeheartedly.
And there's nothing wrong with hating something that is wrong. Hate in and of itself can be a tremendous motivator for good (say when we hate Al Queda, female clitorectomies, forced 'tween marriages, stoning of rape victims, freedom loving citizens in China, Iran, Venezuela jailed for advocating said freedom - but that's for another thread). Yes. Hate has a place. Hatred of tyranny is not a bad thing. Yes, I'm officially Master of the Obvious with this observance - but hatred of even terrible things is being maligned to such a degree that it behooves me to make this statement.
Now, in keeping with the thread - ya know who pisses me off? The friggin' clowns running bars in the Midwest who - speakin' of hate - have got a hate on for club soda. What in the THE HELL does central Illinois have against club soda? Seriously? You guys are pouring club soda, when you have it, from BOTTLES??? Not from a gun?? Wait, you don't have a mixer gun at the bar?? WHAT?? And to boot, you have no intention of sending anyone out to get more bubbly stuff to accommodate your full bar? HUH??
Don't even get me started on not being able to get a Stoli O and club IN O'HARE. Fer fuck's sake - it's the size of a small town! Nothin'! My little Westchester Airport has like 11 flavors of voddie and the Martini Lounge, Detroit 500 and Irish Pub in Detroit airport are far better equipped. Makes no sense.
Okay - enough of a rant - carry on. And I do mean carry on.
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Re: People that piss you off
What really pisses me off, is people without patience. People that don't have the patience to have a decent aperitif. People that don't have the patience for a good bottle of wine, to taste food slowly. Oh yeah, did I mention I hate fast food?