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I pissed on my TV last night
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Re: I pissed on my TV last night
And this is why I left you something nice, in my will.bluebottle wrote:you noticed my shoes? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCF3ywukQYA
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Re: I pissed on my TV last night
Guilty...Mayhem wrote:I've heard of pissing in the refrigerator before.
I've been unavoidably detained by my complete lack of punctuality.
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Re: I pissed on my TV last night
My grandson pissed in mommy's fridge. He was only four years old. Since he doesn't drink, I don't know what his excuse was.
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Re: I pissed on my TV last night
One buddy pissed on his door. Another one sleptwalk when I was staying with him and his girl. He went to the fridge and ate raw meat and butter. Separately.
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Re: I pissed on my TV last night
did you now was it fun or did you get shocked of your life in the nuts.Once in pissed of my girlfriends hat.Pissing on thing is awesome dude
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Re: I pissed on my TV last night
Resident Asshole wrote:One buddy pissed on his door. Another one sleptwalk when I was staying with him and his girl. He went to the fridge and ate raw meat and butter. Separately.
This thread title and subsequent aforementioned post deserve some sorta museum or something. Anyone?
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Re: I pissed on my TV last night
I like to eat raw meat and butter, but I'm not asleep, and I don't pee where I oughtn't.Resident Asshole wrote:One buddy pissed on his door. Another one sleptwalk when I was staying with him and his girl. He went to the fridge and ate raw meat and butter. Separately.
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Re: I pissed on my TV last night
,,,,remember Madge, the Palmolive commercial lady? I dunno why I just thought of that ad........must be age,,or bloobSavage wrote:Reminds me of a story I read, a long time ago, in either Surfing or Surfer magazine. These boys had a party, while mom was away, and some jagoff wizzed in the mom's steam iron. She was not at all pleased, when she went to smooth out the shirts.
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You're soaking in it.rune wrote:,,,,remember Madge, the Palmolive commercial lady? I dunno why I just thought of that ad........must be age,,or bloobSavage wrote:Reminds me of a story I read, a long time ago, in either Surfing or Surfer magazine. These boys had a party, while mom was away, and some jagoff wizzed in the mom's steam iron. She was not at all pleased, when she went to smooth out the shirts.
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I'm still splitting my innards laughing at the title of this thread.
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Re: I pissed on my TV last night
Pissing on ones tv is serious business, just sayin..
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Yes. Yes it is. But it's still fucking hiLARious. I'm still snort laughing about this.Bur wrote:Pissing on ones tv is serious business, just sayin..
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